Friday, March 12, 2010

Here Is My Plan For Michael Lohan


I'm pretty much sick of the whole Michael and Dina Lohan thing. I can actually handle Lindsay because gossip that she is directly involved in is at least interesting. I mean who doesn't like to follow the exploits of a fallen actress who loves to steal, take drugs, is bi-sexual and can't spell. It's magic. What is not so magical are her parents. This is what I want. I want someone to give Michael 3 hours of uninterrupted time. I'm thinking Pay-Per-View. He gets three hours and can charge $4.95. In those three hours I want him to spill everything he has so we don't have to get it in dribs and drabs and see his ugly mesh shirt wearing face everyday. Bring out the home movies of Lindsay, the recorded phone calls, the proof of drug abuse and now his sex tape. Yep, apparently his ex-girlfriend and Michael made a sex tape. Well, God probably told him to do it. Anyway, he can rant and rave and bring out the ex and then she and Kate Major can have some type of wrestling match while Jon Gosselin referees. Then at the end of the show, Michael takes his check and walks away and we never ever hear from him again.

13 comments:

Jess said...

my eyes are burning with this photo!

RocketQueen said...

Yay the mesh shirt picture!
Thanks, Enty. I'm home sick in bed today and that picture always makes me laugh.

canadachick said...

what rocketqueen said...only i'm sick and still at work :(

RocketQueen said...

Sorry to hear it, Canadachick :(
Come over for some soup after work if you want :)

Ellyn said...

All you have to do is listen to Dina & Michael Lohan run their mouths off for 30 seconds to realize why Lindsay is such a mess. How is it possible for any human being to be this much of a douchebag?

Tara said...

Poor Lindsay didn't stand a chance; just look at her genetics.

I wish she would stop whatever she's doing, kick these toxic people out of her life, and get her crap together.

Ivan Vargas said...

You know, I'm gay, and nothing makes me do a quick jump in my seat with a giggle and and anticipation than viewing a muscular guy wearing a tight T shirt... or even something with a little see-thru. The men from Colt-men group come to mind.

Why is Michael Lohan wearing this? He isn't even remotely lukewarm and if he thought this was a clever way to make people see that he still has stud status, it's misfired.

Syko said...

I am also at work and wasn't sick until I saw the mesh shirt and the crotch shot. Now I may have to go home early.

Momster said...

Awesome! This week we got a Mike Rowe video and Michael Lohan in his mesh shirt! Thank you, Enty!

Sylvia said...

LOL@mesh shirt. He looks ridiculous not even manly.

lutefisk said...

Can we get him to wear the mesh shirt on Pay-Per-View? Maybe then he can charge $5.95.

bionic bunny! said...

the mesh shirt is always a good diet aid. i needed a little boost on the diet front this week. thanks, enty.

Mooshki said...

Enty, if you post any pictures from the sex tape, you and I are fucking done professionally. ;)