The headline kind of sounds like a fairy tale doesn't it? Go ahead and take away all the pain that Jessica Simpson has had over the past few weeks by having daddy plant a story about Jessica flirting all night with Jeremy Renner at a cocktail party. It is funny that this story just happened to pop up on the Thursday before the Academy Awards. You know right before Jeremy hits the red carpet and probably gets asked by each reporter about Jessica Simpson. That Joe Simpson is a crafty guy. I don't know if you have noticed it or not, but look at all the still photos you see from Jessica's new show. Each is credited to Joe Simpson which means he was right behind her or in front of her, or looking down her top the entire time.
Jessica might not be invited to the show, but now she is sure to get some press from it. I wonder what Charlize Theron thinks of this whole thing. Uh huh.