In her last Oscar night special, Barbara Walters interviews Mo'Nique. Apparently it is a doozy (yes, I just used doozy in a sentence. I think it will be the name of The Zooey's first child). I can just hear Barbara trying to not step on any toes or say anything that will upset anyone. She just does that kind of thing behind your back. Wait. What? Who said that? Anyway, Barbara asked Mo'Nique about her marriage and her previous assertion that her marriage was open.
Mo'Nique says that she has never and would never cheat on her husband but he is free to do so. "Could Sid have sex outside of his marriage with me? Yes. That's not a deal-breaker. That's not something that would make us say, 'Pack your things and let's end the marriage.' What if it's 20 times? So what? We've been best friends for over 25 years, and we truly know who we are. Oftentimes, people get into marriages and they don't know who they're laying next to. I'm very comfortable and secure with my husband."
Mo'Nique is fairly confident her husband won't stray because he loves her hairy legs so much. As for the rest of her body, lets just say that Mo'Nique probably won't be doing a Lady Bic razor commercial anytime soon. "I tried shaving one time, and it was so uncomfortable and painful. I said never again would I do that to myself. I'm 42 and I'm very hairy."
I can't wait to see Barbara's look when she hears that one.