Friday, March 19, 2010

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.

Get an award and lose your dress. Which hand do you use to hold the award? The good news is the whole country is paying attention to Katherine Heigl today.
And after the show in something that stays up although Josh Duhamel might have preferred the other look.
One of my favorite pictures of the day. It actually looks like a genuine smile on Katie's face too.
Kourtney squishes Mason.
While Kim sells her diet secret.
Katy Perry and the Oscar The Grouch Snuggie.
This is how alike twins are. While Mary Kate was loaded down with bags on one side of New York,
Ashley was on the other side of New York loaded down with her own bags.
Kelly Rutherford and her on screen husband and now maybe off screen.
I would love to have a drink with Rhys Ifans.
The SATC women in Las Vegas. A lot of crap was being made of the fact Kim wasn't there, but she is in a play in London, so there is no drama.
Vanessa Hudgens shows she is a big fan of Neil Patrick Harris. Who isn't?
Robert Downey Jr gives Zach G some love.

40 comments:

Just Another Blonde said...

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR I hate Heigl. I'm about to pull an Amanda Rae with an epic Beyonce beatdown but I HATE this homely, mean, nasty, rude, chank smoking biotch with every breath in my body. Her hot ass, sweet husband is a saint for waking up next to her. Can you imagine what she looks like without makeup? I shudder to think. She is a PLAGUE upon this earth, I'm telling you people.

That is all.

Just Another Blonde said...

I lied. I'm not done. Look at her trying to be all coy, like "oops my bad my boob almost popped out! Silly me!"
Dumbass no one wants to SEE your boobs. Maybe if you learned how to act you wouldn't have to resort to Janet Jackson-esque incidents and could actually get along with more than one of your coworkers.

You and Gerard Butler can have each other- slag and slag.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Re Heigl - I don't suppose anyone else is old enough to remember Jane Mansfield?
One of her absolute, all time favorite stunts was to weaken a dress strap with a razor so it would "conveniently" "accidentally" break while she was in front of an interviewer's camera.
She was absolutely notorious for this during her Tonight show appearances, and if memory serves correctly, it's what ended up getting her banned from the show.
Seems that after 2 or 3 "accidents" someone caught on.
Now I'm not implying that Heigl did the same thing, I'm merely pointing out a piece of Hollywood history.
Coincidence? You decide.

Patty said...

Just Another Blonde,
How do you really feel?? LOL

Just Another Blonde said...

Oh she did it. Trust me on this. She did it on PURPOSE because she knew she didn't actually deserve an award so to take away from the grumbling, she decided to try a nip slip.

Pathetic. God I loathe her.

Patty said...

Sorry... now Suri's hair usually looks a mess, but she's a little girl so I can let that slide. Now Katie, on the other hand, is supposed to be a movie star (or at least pretends to be). Will someone please introduce her to hairspray? The sloppy mop top nearly all the time is rather unnactractive.
OK, that's my rant. Next please.

JoElla said...

OMG LOOK AT THOSE CHUBBY BABY CHEEKS ON MASON!

I could chew on them for days!!
I love babies!!

Daveb said...

Forget about the dress. What about the fact that Heigl was getting an award as BEST ACTRESS!

RocketQueen said...

I TOTALLY want that Oscar the Grouch snuggie!!

Cynthia Nixon's eyes look a little different? LOVE her dress.

Interesting about Rutherford and Rufus (can't remember his real name - Matthew something? Matthew Settle?) Now that she's divorced and he's divorcing, sounds like Enty's got some scoop!

RJ said...

Ok, justanohterblonde, I'll put you down as undecided. Hee hee.

I've avoided the whole snuggie thing up to now, but I think I was born to have an Oscar the Grouch one. If they make a Cookie Monster one, that's my brother's birthday present. We'll sit on the couch together and revert back to our childhood.

Jess said...

Josh Duhamel is not aging well
-Has Kim K done something to her face?
-"and now maybe off screen" ???
-I really like how weird Robert downey Jr dresses :)

NoHo Wino said...

Zach!!!! If you read his blog then you know he's a pilates freak, and by pilates he means waffles.

Shmooey said...

The Olsen twins photo correlation is CRAZY! - Both carrying giant handbags whilst holding a coffee.

The giant bag thing irks me.
It's not like they are homeless and have to carry all their belongings with them at all times in order not to lose them. You'd think with all that money they would hire someone to carry their heavy stuff for them. Their backs would thank them for it.
Unless the large bags are just a fashion statement and are actually empty and light.

Cindy said...

I actually think its refreshing to see celebs carrying their own luggage/baggage. I hate when you see someone traipsing after a celeb carrying their shopping and shit -- if you can't carry it, don't buy it.

bflogurl said...

Dear JLo:

Surely that dress was available in the next size up, right??

Hugs,
Bflogurl

Shmooey said...

@ Cindy:

Absolutely. It's a good thing that they don't walk around in public with servants waiting on them hand and foot.

But I always see them with this disproportionately enormous handbags that they could probably fit inside, and can't help thinking that it's a bit odd.

Anyway, I'm still recovering from dragging a 17Kg suitcase and two other bags last week all the way from Heathrow airport to home, via the underground (subway), and my spine spasmodically contracted when I saw those photos.

The way I feel right now, I wouldn't carry anything heavier than 2 lbs, if I could help it.

Merlin D. Bear said...

@RJ -
I'm with you on the Snuggie, but I'm personally holding out for a Cruella De Ville one.
Disney Store had a nightshirt once of just the eyes and like a fool, I walked away from it, only to decide a few minutes later (after I talked myself into it) that I shouldn't pass it up, only to find that it had been sold - and I've never seen another one.

lutefisk said...

Mary Kate needs to shampoo her har. yuck.

MadLyb said...

@Just Another Blonde - I don't care about Heigl either way, but your rant made me LOL - and god I needed that.

That little Kardashian chunk is so adorable!

Why do I like RDJ so much?

Mooshki said...

Dammit, Enty, I hate you for making me like Katy Perry a teeny tiny bit.

I'm still very fond of Katherine Heigl. I don't think the dark hair suits her, but it is refreshing to have an actress go brunette when so many of them are going blonde and getting surgery to make their faces all look identical.

TinselSass said...

To make things a little less disturbing...

Heigl wasn't getting a "best actress" award. She received the ShoWest Female Star of the Year Award. ShoWest is an industry organization of theater owners. The studios often "strong arm" suggest the winners and the winners are often associated with box office successes... talent often has little to do with selection. For example, can it get any more laughably pathetic than picking Vanessa H as "Female Star of Tomorrow Award"?! What these awards really show is how uninteresting the universe of movie stars has become.

Back to things that matter... like all of you. Have a great weekend!

Lana's Blog said...

I'm tiring of Katy Perry's stare at the ceiling smile pose thing. I'm thinking she's a one trick pony who has been eclipsed by the more interesting and talented Gaga.

Amelia Vee said...

I HAVE had a drink with Rhys Ifans. At the last night of a raucous little literary festival in Laugharne in West Wales, where Dylan Thomas lived.

Me, all my colleagues from the newspaper I worked at, Rhys Ifans, his brother Llyr, Patti Smith, Peter Cook from Joy Division, Howard Marx , Lionel Shriver, Roger McGough, Keith Allen (lily's dad) and about 100 other people in a pub, with Alabama 3 - who did the theme to The Sopranos - jamming for the whole night in the corner.

No joke. Absolutely awesome.

Amelia Vee said...

And Jon Ronson - the chap who created Men Who Stare At Goats - was there too.

Ellen said...

Just Another Blonde...LOL! I dislike her a lot less than I did, but I have certainly felt that strongly about some others and when I do feel that way, it seems like their face is plastered everywhere!!! I actually am not very fond of Katy Perry and really feel like her face is always plastered everyewhere... I DO love Oscar the Grouch, but on her it just makes it look like she is trying too hard (as usual).

Tara said...

Zach G and RDJ....two of my fave guys. ;-)

Jasmine said...

IT is so weird to me whenever I see Zach G. I remember watching his Comedy Central stand up and he was just another funny, obscure comedian and now holy shit! So interesting to see someone take off like that.
RDJ looks AMAZING, sooo deboniar, no other word for it. Drool. As for Katie and Suri I am really surprised I am the only one noticing how freaking IDENTICAL Suri looks to how Katie used to look on Dawson's Creek.
I mean, wow. This pic actually made me smile more than any of the others i have seen.

Mango said...

Holy crap, I looked at that first photo and thought Enty was smoking crap... that does not look like Katherine Heigl! Now the second photo does look like her. I googled "Katherine Heigl wins award", and found this
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978116617 and I totally agree with Merlin D. Bear and Just Another Blonde: that was a totally manufactured wardrobe malfunction! Did you see the size of the shoulder pieces? Those were no spaghetti straps to pop apart. That was a contrived publicity stunt. Pathetic.

Sad to say that Suri looks like such an odd little child but considering her parents...

@RocketQueen and RJ: Noooooo!!! Do NOT fall for the Snuggie gimmick!!! Snuggie is for tools!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y

What is it with the Olsen twins, coffee, and those enormous bags? Are they drug mules? Why can't they use regular luggage like normal people?

Kim Cattrall is doing a play in London? I can't see her without thinking of her doing that howling scene from Porky's.

I LOVE NEIL PATRICK HARRIS!

I hope RDJ stays clean and sober. He appears to be on such an up trajectory. *fingers crossed*

Tatyana said...

Just Another Blonde said...
I lied. I'm not done. Look at her trying to be all coy, like "oops my bad my boob almost popped out! Silly me!"
Dumbass no one wants to SEE your boobs.

Sorry to break it to you but just about every straight guy would want to ;D

Just Another Blonde said...

Well I don't know about that lol... None of my guy friends (and I have a lot) find her attractive. Then again, maybe my obsessive anti-Heigly ranting has turned them off *shrug*

linnea said...

Just another blonde, I think I see how you feel about her (I take that back - I dont think, i know) but i just dont get why???

The only reason for why I dislike people that much is if they are racist, super-political/religious, convicted of a serious crime, something controversial like that - but Heigl really hasnt done either! Why does she make you feel that strong hatred?

Tatyana said...

linnea, because, in her delusional mind, Heigl is living the life that should be rightfully Just Another Blonde's?

Heather said...

Mmmm no, but nice try... My life is pretty awesome on its own. I wouldn't trade it for anyone else's.

I just loathe her- why is this so hard to comprehend?

Most of my reasons are private- I'm good friends with some friends of hers. The rest of it I'll tell you people- she makes nasty comments, treats her husband like crap, stinks to high heaven from all the chain smoking she does, is notoriously difficult to everyone on set (read: is a ridiculously self-entitled ass), etc. She's like a lot of people in H-Wood but I dislike her very, very much.

Why do you care? You don't like it, don't comment.

Just Another Blonde said...

Mmmm no, but nice try... My life is pretty awesome on its own. I wouldn't trade it for anyone else's.

I just loathe her- why is this so hard to comprehend?

Most of my reasons are private- I'm good friends with some friends of hers. The rest of it I'll tell you people- she makes nasty comments, treats her husband like crap, stinks to high heaven from all the chain smoking she does, is notoriously difficult to everyone on set (read: is a ridiculously self-entitled ass), etc. She's like a lot of people in H-Wood but I dislike her very, very much.

Why do you care? You don't like it, don't comment.

Just Another Blonde said...

Damn Google screwing up my sign in names

linnea said...

What, I cant ask you for your reasons behind hating someone?

Just Another Blonde said...

No I was referring to Tatyana and her snarky ass comment.
It's a gossip blog, people. What else do people do here but talk about celebs?

linnea said...

oooh i see, nevermind then. :) I wasnt trying to be mean and I got kind of confused by the harsh reply!

RocketQueen said...

Especially funny since I've seen a few comments from Tatyana hating on Enty lately - ha!

bionic bunny! said...

rhys ifans looks exactly like dr. johnny fever here.