Shocker! Katie Holmes Not Pregnant!
You know all those rumors about Katie Holmes being pregnant? You know the extra Scientology sessions and the visit to a restaurant which was conveniently next to the office of a doctor and how Katie has been wearing what looks like maternity clothing, well forget it all. According to her rep, "Katie is not pregnant." Would any of us think she was? I think it is fair to say that Tom Cruise would like nothing more than having another child. He could use the publicity. Oh, and he would probably like to have an heir to the Scientology throne in case Suri backs out and runs for her life at some point.
All this does is show me that there is something very funny about the parents of Suri. Tom and his people want the world to think he is Mr. Macho and can pump out babies as fast he wants. To that end they keep throwing those rumors out there about her being pregnant. He couldn't have kids with Mimi Rogers. He didn't have biological kids with Nicole Kidman. Katie had a child, but we don't know if it is his. Does she look like Tom? Tell me one feature on her that looks like Tom. The thing I look forward to more than just about anything is the day Suri turns 18 and someone convinces her to do a DNA test.
44 comments:
Poor Katie Holmes. The lights are on, but nobody's home.
it's totally Josh Hartnett's.
http://jaxsaid.blogspot.com/2009/10/someone-is-starting-to-look-lot-like.html
This is not the answer to yesterday's blind. Right?
What Jax said. I don't, for one second, believe Suri (worst name ever) is Cruise's biologically.
As much as I loathe the GMD and his cult, I still think Suri is his. She looks more like William Mapother, and it's not uncommon to have kids who resemble your relatives.
Who knows? Perhaps Katie had a donation from the other Mapother.
She looks exactly like William Mapother - Tom's cousin. Just saying.
I think Suri is totally Tom's and Katie's. I just seriously doubt she conceived in the old-fashioned way.
That scary, scary guy from Lost? Poor kid.
I believe 100% that Suri is William Mapother's child by sperm donation.
She looks more like him every day. He's Tom Cruise's only male relative, unmarried and without kids of his own. There's no way a controlling guy like Cruise would lay claim to a child that another man could claim, or risk Katie revealing another father if the marriage went south. He had to know she'd pass as a Mapother and he's have a DNA connection. William Mapother has been under Cruise's control for twenty years, working for him and getting roles because of him and keeping his secrets. He'd never spill the truth on Tom.
@RocketQueen (best name ever, btw, fellow Guns' fan here) - I'm with you there. I think that Suri probably is theirs, but she was conceived through in vitro or something. If she isn't theirs, then I think something was donated from Ol' Will....
Another shocker would be if Katie Holmes turned out a half-decent performance other than the brilliant one she is giving as a woman being kept hostage against her will and under some pretty nifty medication that has her subdued and oddly serene, like a quintessential uber-wife from Stepford.
Oh, silly jax and your shameless self-promotion. Hearted.
I've never thought Suri was Tom's, and have always thought she's some months older than they claim. Like Enty said, he couldn't have kids with Mimi, adopted with Nicole - I think with his ego, he would not settle for anything other than a biological child if there was any way he could have one.
Oh, Enty! I hope for her trust fund's sake that no one convinces Suri to get a DNA test. Despite the millions he has pissed away on that brilliant mind-control cult, he is still pretty rich. If she uncovers the truth about her parentage, he will cut her off. Remember how bitter he was toward Nicole?
And I too think maybe this story has a link to yesterday's blind. Katie is awfully thin.