Friday, March 26, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

Jeez, what hath Jesse James wrought, huh? Are quasi-good-looking TV stars who behave badly suddenly the norm here in Hollywood?

Sure looks that way.

Because Moisty Mohr, a man never known for his looks so much as his ratings, is pulling some of the skuzziest stuff around these days! If you haven't just eaten lunch, proceed, by all means:

There's a certain store in town that sells women's clothing and is hot, hot, hot—tons of stars go there. It's a stylin' joint where the chicks go to get their chic on. So, of course, Moisty, who's always with one slinky babe or another (though he pretends he dates only one at a time—total lie), stopped into said shop recently.

"He came it with a bunch of gals," says an eyewitness. "They were just dripping all over him, which was really funny, as he's not all that much to look at."

What's even more hysterical (or pathetic, your choice) is that Moisty couldn't wait to have his way with his harem, so he took them into a changing room! And that area does not have floor-to-ceiling doors, mind you.

So, everybody in the store heard everything. And considering the fact that there were at least two women getting serviced by Moisty, the audio factor was not low. Consider it as amped as Mohr's boob-tube persona!

Wow. Is this like when short men start acting like total bitches, just to assert themselves? Dog-faced celeb finds the need to show he's got what it takes to please the ladies—and he wants everybody to know it?

Fine. Say the word, Moisty, your secret's out!

It Ain't: Jesse James, Jeremy Piven, George Lopez

40 comments:

cdanluva said...

Nathan Lane

chopchop said...

That bounty hunter guy ... Dog something?

Ryan said...

Craig Furgeson?

Ryan said...

Jimmy Kimmel!!!

kathryn said...

darn! george lopez was my first guess!

Ryan said...

Ohhhhhh... Anthony Bourdain who was played in Kitchen Confidential by another Ted-C obsession, Bradley Cooper. Nice.

Jennifer said...

I was thinking David Spade?

melcon80 said...

David Spade?

chopchop said...

Oooh David Spade is a good guess!

A said...

Anthony Bourdain? That guy is HOT.

What is David Spade on right now?

Sarah said...

David Spade is on Rules of Engagement on CBS. Definitely think it is him.

bflogurl said...

@A: Rules of Engagement

canadachick said...

Is he talking about Kitson ?

Kristi said...

Could it be as obvious as Jay Mohr on "Gary Unmarried"?

Katja said...

uck! Store Fred Segals?

A said...

That explains why I didn't know David Spade was on TV. I don't think I've watched any shows on CBS in many years.

Apple said...

The store sounds to me like Lisa Kline.

I was thinking it was the Frankie Muniz from Malcolm in the Middle.

sydneyesq said...

David Spade

Harriet Hellfire said...

Bret Michaels!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Reeks of David Spade to me, glad to see GMTA here!

Katy said...

It doesn't say the man in question is married. That would nix Jay Mohr, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and Nathan Lane (when was he ever on TV, btw?).

Jeremy Piven was my first choice, but since it's definitely not him, I'm digging the David Spade guess.

RM said...

David Spade

Just Another Blonde said...

I kinda like Apple's guess.... little Frankie trying to be the "big man"?

Daveb said...

I thought dog faced was a term sometimes used by soldiers. That made me think of ex-marine Drew Carey.

white lorelei said...

Is David Spade's character "amped"? I thought he always played that kind of droning low-key guy, and the hint is that his character is amped.

I don't think it's Munoz; this blind is "known for his ratings" and it all sounds like he's someone on TV now.

Boy, this one's got a lot of clues ... does he ever do reveals?

Dawn said...

Tarrantino?

sunnyside1213 said...

Nathan Lane is GAY!!!

lollydarling said...

I thoroughly doubt that this is Anthony Bourdain. He's too handsome for this description and is simply not this kind of guy.

nunaurbiz said...

Yawn. What's the big deal?

LetLoveRule said...

@Katja

I'll bet the store is Trashy Lingerie. It's amazing and very popular with celebrities. I cannot understand why the staff let these fools carry on like that if this is true.

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Just Another Blonde said...

@LetLoveRule- I LOVE Trashy Lingerie, just to go and look :) Wish I had a lot of $$$ to buy

Cook said...

I was thinking Bill Maher, too. He has a dog face (sorry, dogs) and is short to boot.

Bangagong said...

Perhaps the man in question is associated with Sandra Bullock somehow because oddly all the "it ain'ts" are. Jesse is of course her husband; Sandra produced George Lopez's sitcom; and she and Jeremy Piven have the same birthday (I only know that because it's my birthday, too).

Moonmaid said...

Bourdain is tall, goodlooking and married.

slappywhyte said...

Drew Carey ... solved

c17 said...

Glen Beck!!!1!!!

ChasingHeaven said...

Larry King!!!

Lynne said...

@Bangagong

I'm impressed with your common denominator sleuthing. You've defiantely put some thought in to this. I am torn between what you said and the following theory.

Jimmy Kimmel

Jesse, Jeremy, Jimmy - all sound similar

George also has a late night talk show

What do you think?

Bangagong said...

@Lynne
Oooh! I like your theory as well! Kimmel did have that Handsome man Club skit after the Oscars a few weeks ago. Did you catch it? He was thrown out for "not being handsome." That would certainly follow the theme of this post, wouldn't it? ;)