Friday, March 26, 2010

Who Knew Sanjaya Was Such A Crazy Man?


Since there doesn't look like there will be any immediate television plans in Sanjaya Malakar's future, it looks like he decided to go ahead and get some publicity in another way. The former American Idol contestant and oh, also I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, Sanjaya was clocked doing 110 m.p.h on Tuesday morning. He was going so fast it took the police three miles to catch up with Sanjaya. Note to police, buy faster cars. Sanjaya was driving a Mazda 6 so, umm, yeah, get faster police cars. Sanjaya was not drunk or on drugs, just high on life and excited to watch another week of American Idol. Wow he must have been disappointed. With the exception of like two people, it was like watching really bad karaoke.

Sanjaya wasn't arrested because it was 2:30 a.m and there were no other cars around. The ticket is $411 so look for Sanjaya at a club near you soon.

5 comments:

Jillian S. said...

That's an expensive ticket. I used to drive 100-110 when taking the 5 up to Northern CA in the middle of the night. When you drive fast with no one around you don't even feel it.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I wish America would get on the metric train. 100/kph sounds like the speed limit to me.

Jess said...

Publicity stunt?

Syko said...

To me, the weird thing about this is where you refer to Sanjaya as a man.

MCH said...

Somewhere, that little blonde girl is crying.