So, there I was in line at Ralph's last night. I was in a hurry to get home. I had just bought three roasted chickens and I didn't want them to get cold before I got home. A man needs his chicken. You might think three is too many but there are a lot of bones in those things. Anyway, I was standing in line and I saw it. In Touch. I had made a mental note to myself before going to the store to go to the self service line just so I wouldn't cross paths with the magazine. I knew what was on the cover and I knew I would be helpless to resist if I saw it. Damn the chicken. I just had to read about Jen and Brad kissing. What exactly did the magazine have? Well, let me tell you. Not much. They have an interview with a former bodyguard of Brad Pitt who says that Brad and Jen hooked up at least four times in the past year. Four times.
Most of these just involved some kissing and hugging and meeting out in a park or some other out of the way location for 30 or 40 minutes. Once, back in December the couple met in the middle of the night in Beverly Hills and that Jen came in a Bentley and Brad on his motorcycle. Whatever. Look, if you are going to sneak off and meet, I think the last thing you are going to do is take a bodyguard with you. Further, if you are going to make this effort, then what you do is call Courteney and say have Brad meet you there. That to me would be much easier. Plus, if they needed some privacy for you know what, it is much easier to do it in Courteney's house than out in a park with your bodyguards and coyotes watching.
Not worth chicken getting cold.