Friday, April 09, 2010

Brad And Jen Hooking Up


So, there I was in line at Ralph's last night. I was in a hurry to get home. I had just bought three roasted chickens and I didn't want them to get cold before I got home. A man needs his chicken. You might think three is too many but there are a lot of bones in those things. Anyway, I was standing in line and I saw it. In Touch. I had made a mental note to myself before going to the store to go to the self service line just so I wouldn't cross paths with the magazine. I knew what was on the cover and I knew I would be helpless to resist if I saw it. Damn the chicken. I just had to read about Jen and Brad kissing. What exactly did the magazine have? Well, let me tell you. Not much. They have an interview with a former bodyguard of Brad Pitt who says that Brad and Jen hooked up at least four times in the past year. Four times.

Most of these just involved some kissing and hugging and meeting out in a park or some other out of the way location for 30 or 40 minutes. Once, back in December the couple met in the middle of the night in Beverly Hills and that Jen came in a Bentley and Brad on his motorcycle. Whatever. Look, if you are going to sneak off and meet, I think the last thing you are going to do is take a bodyguard with you. Further, if you are going to make this effort, then what you do is call Courteney and say have Brad meet you there. That to me would be much easier. Plus, if they needed some privacy for you know what, it is much easier to do it in Courteney's house than out in a park with your bodyguards and coyotes watching.

Not worth chicken getting cold.

21 comments:

Gretchen said...

hilarious! I'll bet they haven't even laid eyes on each other in years.

caydian said...

Jen doesn't need that old man.

Jess said...

hahaha...where do these stories come from? Besides Brad Pitt can't go on the street and not be covered in paparazzi and fans.

Shmooey said...

Not even if he had himself served in a diamond encrusted platter to Aniston would she take him back. Even if they didn't have the history, she's hot and he's looking like an old man. She can get better.

jax said...

are you kidding? she would take him back in a HEARTBEAT! can you imagine the press she'd get? lol, the Chin only cares about herself and her precious dwindling career.

Shmooey said...

She's got enough press already.

No, I don't think she'd want his ass back. For the mess that's happened, and because, seriously, he was hot circa 1993, now he just looks beaten.

Cheryl said...

In Touch should change its name to Brangelina Weekly.

Mango said...

Brad does look like Col. Sanders lately so maybe if she wants some chicken she'll take Brad, too...

Tenley said...

I can't imagine why in hell any ex would want to get back with the ex spouse. Seriously. What in hell? Dumped once, he's not coming back dear. If he gets free of Angelina he won't go back to her, either. It would be on to someone else. But not back to any of the ex's he went to the trouble to escape once. Trust.

jax said...

she feeds on press,she wouldn't even blink an eye to take him back. i doubt it will ever happen,nor do i care,but that bitch would FOR SURE.

palealebrew10 said...

If he ever did leave Angie for Jen, I can't see how they would ever have a healthy relationship. Can you imagine the kinds of insecurities THAT would breed? Jesus. And with his kids.

I don't believe this story. I have always maintained that I think she is OVER Brad, just not over the fact that she was left for Miss Jolie and so publicly. Then started this whole family with her. Talk about insecurity at a grandiose level.

RocketQueen said...

And this is the same bodyguard who said Angie treats her kids like shit, right? Exactly. Utter bullshit. All of it.

childeroland said...

I don't believe it either. This 'source' didn't grab a picture which would have brought him soooo much money? Pfft.

Merlin D. Bear said...

What? Elvis wasn't there?
How about Bigfoot? Batboy? (whoops, wrong publication)
Rupert Murdoch? Any aliens?
I mean seriously, if you're gonna bullshit you might as well go for the whole enchilada.

mazemerizing said...

Were they really that awesome of a couple that the press (i.e. Jennifer's publicist) constantly think they need to be back together? I so don't get it. How many years has it been? Get over it already. Geesh.

john said...

Why do people hate Jennifer Aniston so much? There are so many other waste of space reality stars or chicks who sucked stuff and filmed it, who make millions with no talent, that I would like to see bashed more. It's not so much that I am a huge fan of JA but it seems her biggest crimes are a) Being 40 and having a banging body (for this she gets accused of being self obsessed) b) vacationing in Mexico (yeah, like we wouldn't if we had the money) and tanning a lot (Snooki might have her beat on this one) c) Playing 'Rachel' a lot (but she has played variations of Rachel too) d) being cheated on and courting the press 5 years later with her feelings about this... oh wait.. okay, I see, this might be a bit redundant... So she's a little one dimensional but I'd still rather be stuck in an elevator with her than say, Kim Kardashian or Kate Plus Hate....

altar boy said...

If they get back together what Jen will do about her pregnancy courtesy of Gerard Butler? Will she keep the baby? People want to know!

Tara said...

I've known several men who have left their wives for another woman and tried to get back with her years later, claiming, of course, that they made a mistake, blah, blah, freaking blah. Rarely did the wife take him back. They had moved on with their lives just as I'm sure Jen has. It sucks to be the one that's cheated on, especially when everyone all over the world knows about it. It's even worse when the other woman gloats about it, especially in the press. It's hard to get over and it crushes your self esteem and makes you wonder what the hell is wrong with you. Jen, however, seems to have gotten over it beautifully and she's looking better than ever.

Anyway, Jen wouldn't take his arse back because then she'd look like an even bigger fool. She's not that stupid. I hope.

Caroline said...

My husband and I were in the grocery store and this magazine was at the checkout. My husband picked it up, interested in the article about Whitney Houston. Oh, and he liked Brad's beard. Go figure.

shakey said...

Isn't that article about Whitney Houston the answer to the blind about the once A-lister who smoked crack at a concert? I wonder if this is the real reason Ent is talking about Brad and Jen. Hmmm ...

Choice said...

Brad and Jen, huh? Well, history sometimes repeats itself. What's the bet Brad is getting tired of that skinny skeletor that he is living with.
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