Friday, April 09, 2010

Four For Friday - Quick Ones

#1 - This A list actress/producer missed two days of scheduled filming because she was so embarrassed to have her toilet backup and overflow in her trailer.

#2 - This troubled C list, mostly television actor/comedian with A list name recognition sleeps in a tent in his backyard because he thinks he has a ghost in his house.

#3 & 4 & 5 - This former B+/A- list movie actress who now focuses on another entertainment career once cheated on her A list movie star former boyfriend with another A list (at that time) movie actor. Although she says it isn't cheating if the guy can't get it up.

53 comments:

Missjenny619 said...

#1 Drew Barrymore! Haha, poor girl =(

bloodonthescreen said...
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bloodonthescreen said...

#1 Cameron Diaz

Jess said...

#1Drew Barrymore
#2Jamie Kennedy?

Danielle said...

If #2 is Jamie Kennedy he should just have Jennifer "the ghost whisperer" Love Hewitt come in and take care of it! lol sorry had to.

d said...

Man, I can relate to #2. Hauntings suck.

Ellen said...

Poor #1...she just called more attention to it by missing work! Embarassing, sure, but it happens to everyone at some point in life :)

I keep picturing Andy Dick for #2, but I keep thinking he'd be more D list? I am really not good at guessing the whole A-list, etc. thing!

I am most curious about the last one, but I can't think of any good guesses. Maybe an actress turned director or an actress turned singer? Hmmm...

Terri said...

#2 Tom Arnold.

nancyfacepants said...

#3 juliette lewis
#4 brad pitt
#5 ?

Hello it's me... said...

1) Barrymore

2) Andy Dick

Hello it's me... said...

Love the Lewis and Pitt guess...

Missjenny619 said...

Everyone cheats on everyone nowadays it seems.

RocketQueen said...
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RocketQueen said...

1) Goopy
2) Dick or Arnold for sure
3+) Juliette Lewis/Brad Pitt and Woody Harrelson

Borg Queen said...

1) Courtney Cox - actress & producer of CougarTown who missed a couple of days from production due to personal issue.
2) Owen Wilson

Barry said...

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck?

cdanluva said...

1) Cameron Diaz
2) Nathan Lane
3) Winona Ryder
4) Johnny Depp
5) Matt Damon

pomme said...

1# drew Barrymore
2# gary Busey
3,4&5# Juliette Lewis,Brad Pitt & Johnny Depp or Whoopy Goldberg,Ted danson & ?

Z said...

1 courtney cox

Eddie said...

#2 Tim Allen

sunnyside1213 said...

1 Cox sounds good and she did take some time off.

2 Andy Dick sounds trouble enough for me.

3 - 5 Love the guesses but what about Goopy and Brad. No idea who Mr. I need Viagra is.

sunnyside1213 said...

@ Borg Queen, I am not sure I would call Owen Wilson a troubled C list, mostly TV actor/comedian. Trouble surely. But I think he is all movies.

sunnyside1213 said...

Oh, I forgot to add Goopy - because she is a journalist now.

PunkinElf said...

Goopy cheated on Brad with Viggo Mortenson. They were in a movie together. Viggo needs Viagro?

Dee said...

3&4 - J.Lo & Affleck?

Cancan said...

You're all so funny. Like Drew or Cameron have the capacity to be embarrassed about anything. That'll be the day.

Maybe Courtney Cox or JLH.

kathrynnova said...

nathan lane? haha, that's funny!!

Barton Fink said...

What's so embarrassing about a toilet backing up? Is this a euphemism for something?

Tenisha said...

Can't be goopy...she still only does acting. Hasn't focuses on anything else as the blind suggests.

I like the Juliette and Brad guess...not sure who the guy is though.

Nikki said...

1. barrymore? tiny fey? diaz?

2. andy dick ftw

3. i like the brad pitt/juliette lewis guess

Shmooey said...

I'm not sure I understand #1. - Why would someone feel so terribly embarrassed about their toilet not working? Did she block it with something she shouldn't have?

#2 - First thought was Andy Dick, although there is no shortage of troubled comedians to pick from.

# 3 & #4 - Seems like Lewis & Pitt. Too much weed.

Ivan said...

I really hope Tracy Morgan thinks his house is haunted.

Dijea said...

1. Drew B
2. Jay Mohr (?) it just popped in my head
3. Lewis
4.who was she dating when she made Natural born killers Pitt or DiCaprio?
5. Woody

MadLyb said...

1. Emma Thompson - she's all proper and British
2. Tracy Morgan
3. I like the 3. Juliette Lewis guess. She probably cheated on 4. Brad Pitt with 5. Keanu Reeves.

jaariel said...

A backed-up toilet would be v.embarrassing if it contained regurgitated food--bulimia

jaariel said...

So, with bulimia in mind, I say Drew or Courtney

mygeorgie said...

Ivan, you may be right! Tracy Morgan was on "Marriage ref" last night, it was playing in the background & he was blubbering away about ghost experiences in a house or something. The host looked dumbfounded.

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Caroline said...

#1 reminds me of a funny story. I was house sitting for my then-boss and the plumbing in her old house sucked and I stopped up the toilet using my usual big handful of toilet paper. I went to my parent's house and asked my dad what to do because plunging the toilet didn't help. He was hard of hearing and we were in the backyard and my neighbors were outside and he yelled, "THE TOILET IS BACKED UP? WHAT DID YOU STICK DOWN THERE?"
I was so mortified I wanted to die.

Oopsy said...

3-4-5 Juliette Lewis-Brad Pitt-Benicio del Toro. In del Toro's defense, I'd have to be drunk to bed Lewis, so he was probably drunk, and couldn't get it up. It happens.

traceface said...

1.GOOPy because of all of the fried chicken she has been "eating" and blogging about.

2. I like the Tracy Morgan guess, esp. after hearing about the marriage ref comments.

3-4-5. I have no idea but I hope this becomes an enty reveal :)

libby said...

Reese is also an actor/producer.

I was thinking Martin Lawrence for 'troubled' C-list + crazy w/ hallucinations.

For those guessing Whoopi n Ted for # 3, Ted Danson was never A-list movie, just t.v. I like Lewis and Pitt. I could imagine her talking like that--so candidly.

Charlie said...

1)It's Oprah, have you seen the size of her lately? Plus she eats a lot of rich foods which could irritate any toilet and it's plunger.

2)Michael Landon

non said...

How about J.Lo and Ben Affleck for 3 and 4. 5 could be just about anybody (Matt Damon, perhaps?)

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PunkinElf said...

I like the JLo and Ben one, but wouldn't it be Marc Antony as the third?

The Dude Abides said...

I like the Lewis, Pitt, and Harrelson guess for 3, 4, and 5. But I interpreted the "not cheating if he can't get it up" phrase the opposite way of what a couple of the commenters said. I took it to mean that it isn't cheating if you hook up with another guy if you're boyfriend can't get it up.

April said...

Yeah, I took it that way too, Dude Abides. I thought it meant brad couldn't get it up so she had to cheat haha

A. Whiting said...

#1-Katie Holmes. Isn't she producing that movie with Channing Tatum? She's been walking around looking like she could put a hurt on a toilet.

Donna said...

I don't have a guess but I can't see Emma Thompson being embarrassed about that, to the point where she would not refuse to leave her trailer. I have read interviews in the past where she has talked/jokes about the size of Hugh Laurie's "parts" and her ex-husband Kenneth Branaughs sperm.

Leah said...

HAHAHA
Put a hurt on a toilet.
Awesome!
I have no guesses.

dulce said...

If this Blind item is about Lewis cheating on Pitt... Brad Pitt its NOT the one whos cant get it up!!

Why??, because we have prove that Brad CAN get it up!! Yeah, we have the prove in ... Shiloh, Knox and Viv!!

LauraM said...

Drew for #1
Juliette, Brad and Johnny Depp for #3-5