Umm, Jamie Foxx really needs to work on his quick quips. I know he is very funny as a stand up comedian, but I'm guessing he must really, really work at that material and it only comes after a very long struggle or through expensive writers. The reason I say this is because he and Howard Stern have been battling it out on their respective SIRIUS radio shows. It all started when Howard made some comments he should not have made about Gabourey Sidibe and then Jamie said something back to Howard and then Howard implied Jamie is gay.
Well, apparently Jamie decided to set the record straight about him being straight but with the strangest quote ever. "I'm not gay. A lot of people say that I'm gay and that doesn't bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I'm secure with myself. And I'm not gonna take that, Coward Stern. I'm not gonna take that from a person who has chronic gonorrhea."
What exactly are you going to feel in a shower while eating pizza? I will feel like you just wasted a perfectly good pizza by getting it wet. Does this mean he is happy to sit there and watch the men shower while he eats pizza, or just that watching men shower makes him hungry or that pizza and showers go well together or that the best thing to do while watching people shower is eat pizza? He needs to explain. Also, what kind of toppings are you putting on this pizza because I have to say when pepperoni gets wet that grease is going to make the shower floor slippery and that isn't a good thing.