When I first saw The NY Post this morning I thought Jessica Alba had set Gwyneth Paltrow on fire. Why? This headline. "Jessica Alba almost starts a fire cooking fish sticks" I thought to myself what have these two been up to while I was sleeping. Then I remembered of course that fish sticks are an actual food too and not just a nickname for a pretentious actress.
It seems that Jessica wanted to make some fish sticks but couldn't figure out how to turn on the oven in her hotel room. Instead of calling down to the front desk for help, the hotel says, "She ended up almost causing a fire in her room. Fire alarms ended up going off throughout the hotel. The smoke was so bad that fire trucks had to come. The other guests in the hotel were pretty pissed."
One word. Microwave. Oh, and tartar sauce.