Apparently Kneepads Magazine has decided that Jesse James has suffered enough. Instead of saying any more bad things about Jesse, they have decided to go ahead and help the healing process. The article today was so pro-Jesse that it makes me wonder if they are running around the office at People singing the Horst Wessel song.
Yesterday, they were about the only tabloid who published that Jesse got the Nazi hat from a Jewish friend. Today they quote a friend who says that Jesse is a "broken man." Doesn't say anything about how Sandra is f**ked over. But Jesse, he is a broken man.
Oh, and get this. They are not affairs. Nope. They are alleged infidelities and the press coverage has ruined Jesse's life. Holy s**t. Are we supposed to feel sorry for him now? Seriously? People has lost their mind. I don't know what kind of deal they think they are going to get, but they are throwing all their money on the Team Jesse bet right now and I don't think that is a good idea.
Oh, and remember how earlier this week the entire world caught Radar trying to make a pregnancy story out of nothing? Well, now they say that one of Jesse's mistresses was pregnant but she had an abortion. Uh huh. They are all pretty chatty so I think one of them would have spilled that by now.