Thursday, April 22, 2010

Paris Hilton Still Full Of Herself


Ahh, it has been a long time since I wrote anything about Paris Hilton. Apparently though she is still the same shallow, vapid, good for nothing human being she has always been. She was at some charity event on Tuesday night and kept talking about Paris Paris Paris and oh, about breaking up with Doug. Now, before reading this quote from her, please recall she dated the guy for a year and broke up about ten days ago.

"I don't even remember that time in my life." Well, I wish I could remember a time in my life where you didn't exist, but due to the amount of booze I consume, my memory doesn't go back that far. Oh, how I wish it did. So, you would think that someone like Paris who will be the center of any relationship and also possibly give you the gift of herpes if you date her, would have no one lining up to date her. Well, you would be wrong.

"A lot of guys have obviously hit on me and I am getting thousands of calls, but I'm not ready to be with anyone."

So, she plans to spend the next six months staring in a mirror and posing.

18 comments:

f said...

Puke. New ban!

Mina said...

I don't understand why she didn't fix her wonky eye yet?

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Thousands of calls. Ha.

Patty said...

Wow, this is the first time on any site that someone came right out and said herpes. Usually, it's referred to in a round about way, but not speficially named.

Ms Cool said...

Remember when she was in jail and was going to do all kinds of charity work? I was so skeptical then...

bits of moxy said...

Maybe she'll stop staring a minute to feed her pets. Poor things.

lutefisk said...

Thousands of people are calling her to get herpes? She is so full of her infested self.

califblondy said...

She's funny.

RocketQueen said...

I laughed at loud at the headline - because any of us would think otherwise?

I saw a hilarious post somewhere recently that flat-out was warning women about Doug Reinhardt, saying obviously he has herpes from Paris, so to stay clear. Ballsy.

Sylvia said...

Mina - supposedly the wonk has to do with the contact lenses she is wearing. I read that or saw it on TV when they were talking about her.

Every time Parasite says she is taking a break from dating within a few days she will be with a new victim/loser.

lilbitsolo said...

I liked it better when you didn't mention her at all.....lets keep that up shall we? Oh, and add Lindsay to that rule, please and thank you.

linnea said...

Hahaha @Rocketqueen - ballsy... thats the right word for it

0 said...

Puh-lease. Not only are her fifteen minutes up, but her clock stopped even running years ago. No one cares about this wonky, irrelevant skank, and rightfully so.

Pookie said...

pls let's re-ban her, enty.

Merlin D. Bear said...

I cannot believe I'm about to jump to the Parasite's defense, but here goes:
First, does *anyone* and I do mean *anyone* believe even for a hot second that Paris can count beyond 22 even after she takes her shoes off? So, forgive her for saying that she's getting thousands of calls...she can't count.
Second, she can't remember dating Doug because her short term memory is shot to hell - you do all that cocaine, crack, etc and those few brain cells that were up there ain't no mo.
Third, anyone else thinking what I am? Jon Gosselin's available, after all... and he desperately needs the publicity, after all.

Mooshki said...

Perfect couple, Merlin!

Patty, when her storage locker got auctioned off there was a prescription for Valtrex for her, so she can't exactly sue for libel.

Icecat said...

Well, I wish I could remember a time in my life when you didn't exist, but due to the amount of booze I consume, my memory doesn't go back that far. Oh, how I wish it did.

So true Enty, so true!

NoHo Wino said...

Who? I thought Paris was a city, man. I guess I've been living under a cock, I mean rock.