Sandra Bullock sure is sneaky. Back in January she and her soon to be ex Adolf adopted a boy from New Orleans. Since the boy is African American, I'm pretty sure Adolf must have been crapping his pants thinking that all of his other Hitler loving friends would find out. Hence the secret. Anyway, Sandra gave an interview to Kneepads. This, by the way is why they wear the Kneepads. They live for stories like this. I will guess right now that this cover will be the best selling issue all year.
Inside the issue, Sandra says her baby's name is Louis and he is 3 1/2 months old. She also said she filed for divorce and that when she saw the picture of Jesse in the Nazi hat and doing the Nazi salute she had no idea about any of that and said that was not the man she knew or married.
Now that there is this crazy love fest for Sandra going on, let me play conspiracy theory guy or devil's advocate or what have you. What if I tell you that I don't 100% believe Sandra? I think it is really, really convenient that amidst all these Nazi allegations, Sandra shows up on the cover of People with an African American baby. I think it is very, very convenient that we have never seen this baby. Never. Until this cover story. There have been plenty of pictures of Sandra since the story broke and she has never been spotted with the baby. She says they counted on Jesse's 3 girls and their close friends and family to keep all of this secret. If the three girls did know, someone will ask them about it. Was the baby in Jesse and Sandra's house? Paps had that place staked out. There is no way that baby could have got out of the house without them knowing. Even with a nanny. I know Sandra is the golden child now, but allow me to be a bit of a skeptic. I would like to see some pictures of Sandra and Jesse and the baby. Let me know if there are some in the magazine.