Friday, April 23, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

From cuddling to kissing to...well, hold your horny horses for a second.

You remember, Crescent Kumquat, we're sure. You know, that adorable B.V. star who can't quite seem to figure out his sexuality, but is having plenty of fun in the process.

Well, C.K. has taken another, more serious (as we predicted) step in his nighttime adventures with the fellows—isn't it just touching to watch him grow up? And by touching, we so mean in the crotch-grabbin' way that Cres loves.

So what's the down-low dude up to now?

We told you that Cres had taken a page from Topher Hairy-Tuchas' book and is using the Internet to pick out unknowing cyber-studs for some one-on-one fun. And Crescent has found the method quite rewarding.

Recently, C.K. chatted up a guy on a men-only website—according to the chattee—for an hour before the two finally decided to meet at the unsuspecting stranger's place. To say Crescent's potential conquest was surprised to see our hottie heartthrob is an understatement, but the online lover knew the code and pretended he didn't recognize Cres's so-famous face.

So what gets Cressy all hot 'n' bothered and ready to get down to action? Bourbon (tho our unprepared hookup had to substitute good old fashion H2O for the brown liquor) and a few puffs on a joint. Then it's time to hit the bedroom.

The action started innocently enough, with C.K.'s signature makeout session—which, at this point, he has down to a work of art—but things quickly picked up. Cres admitted to still being a virgin when it comes to going all the guy-on-guy way (which, we're so not surprised by) but there was still plenty more the two good-lookin' dudes could do to pass the time until C.K. skipped out in the wee hours of the morning.

And with all that spooning and cute-as-hell necking we're accustomed to, Cres has to be quite the gentle lover, no? More like, hell no—the dude is definitely into the rough stuff—hair pulling and member-slapping, included free of charge.

And then Crescent was gone. His e-profile was deleted and the number he left after his late-night rendezvous turned out to be a faker—as if he would leave his actual digits. Why not his publicist's cell, too, while he was at it, right?

What did titillate us is that C.K. told his hunky hookup that he was bisexual and the two had to be discreet because Cres has a GF (which is so not true). Looks like Crescent still has plenty of exploring left to do—tho we're sure it will be with more fellas than ladies, as we've seen C.K. in full-on party mode and he never seems to have any intention of heading home with a chica.

Hey, as long as we keep getting the dirty details, explore away—so much more exciting than Lewis and Clarke, don't you think?

And It Ain't: Nick Jonas, James Van Der Beek, Alexander SkarsgÄrd

25 comments:

Shmooey said...

I just can't decipher these.

This one looked short so I thought I'd give it a go, but it's useless.
What's a B.V.?

AJ said...
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Majik said...

Taylor Lautner...too young? Totally pings.

AJ said...

@Shmooey a BV is a Blind Vice, it is just what Ted calls his Blind Items.

Booster Seat said...

I thought that was a little short for a Ted C Blind.

Lady J said...

Chase Crawford

*girl said...

Does this mean I actually have to look up old Ted blind's for the previous ain't((s)? Ugh. Always makes me feel dirty when I go to his site.

And not the fun kind of dirty.

califblondy said...

I thought this was one of his better written BVs.

Cheryl said...

*girl,

www.blinditemsexposed.com does a good job of keeping up with Ted's blinds and updates with links to the previous bvs

AJ said...

@*girl go here: http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2009/01/one-spoonful-of-spice-blind-vice.html

Its really good at keeping Ted's Blinds in order!! And lists all of the "And It aint" in one place!

*girl said...
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*girl said...

Thanks, much less dirty! It should be noted that he was refereed to as a "teenage heart throb".

Disregarded:
Adrien Grenier, Penn Badgley, Kellan Lutz, Robert Pattinson, Cam Gigandet, Jackson Rathbone, Zac Efron, Adam Levine, John Mayer, Corbin Bleu, Taylor Kitsch, Jensen Ackles, Paul Wesley, Justin Beiber.

Lady J said...

Ed Westwick

Jamie's Girl said...

Chace Crawford or Ed Westwick.

Charlie said...

Angus T. Jones who plays Jake Harper on 2 1/2 kids.

KLM said...

Wasn't Ryan Seacrest young when he first hit Hollywood?

I'm sorry. I have to admit I was far too lazy to read that whole blind. Maybe tonight when I get home.

Disregard me... :(

linoge1 said...

I don't know why but I think this one sounds more like Gerard Butler.

There have been rumors that he is Bisexual and he never leaves the club with a chica, more with a gang of guys.

And there have been claims that he gives numbers out that are not his after 24 hours.

Just a hunch I am clueless when it comes to Ted's babbling

Just Another Blonde said...

ASkars pings my radar something fierce, and I don't exactly know why...

neller-time said...

Ryan Seacrest
C.K. sound it out Cee K (sea crest)

jax said...

sorry that was my bad on messing up the post for Enty while he was mid flight.

Aj i'm going to remove your comment now that i fixed it so it's easier to follow the comments. thnx for the heads up!

Jaiden_S said...

I'm guessing Taylor Lautner or Chase Crawford on this one.

Monica said...

Taylor Lautner FTW. I remember the rumor that Chase Crawford and Ed Westwick were living together as lovers so I doubt they'd be as "virginal" as this blind suggests....

shakey said...

Dean Cain? Lois and Clark?

Tenley said...

Taylor Lautner. The name has the same number of syllables (sp?) and Crescent as in Moon. And it totally fits the newly legal kid.

RocketQueen said...

This is Chase Crawford. Decidedly.