Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Today's Blind Items

#1 - Which candidate for UK Prime Minister once literally danced on the grave of Marx after getting drunk?

#2 - This creeping towards A list movie actor, who looks about 16, is enjoying his new status a lot. This actor would probably never get a date if not for his career. He certainly wouldn't be able to pass around coke like party favors or get to snort it off the breasts of women like he did last night at a party.

48 comments:

austinrob said...

1. Blair?
2. Michael Cera?

shazzzba said...

I WAS THINKING JEREMY RENNER, LOOK AT THE PHOTO WITH CHARLIZE

Ryan said...

2. Cera for sure.

1. David Cameron, FTW.

Ice Angel said...

#1-don't know, but AWESOME!!!
#2-don't know, but NOT awesome!!!

RocketQueen said...

#2 - definitely Jeremy Renner. He is short!

Princess Shyness said...

I second Ryan's guess. Dancing on Marx's grave is just what a tit from Brasenose would consider hilarious.

West End Girl said...

1 - David Cameron.

2 - no idea.

heatherhug said...

I don't care how short Jeremy Renner is, he's too cute to "not be able to get a date if not for his career." And being short doesn't make you look 16, it just makes you look...short. He looks his age.

Jess said...

#2 Totally Michael Cera, @austinrob nailed it!

nancer said...

i'm not getting the renner guess. he might be short, but he definitely doesn't look 16.

and blair isn't a candidate for PM. i'll say it's david cameron, who's the conservative. don't see why the other 2 guys would do it.

Mr Pink said...

They should sell tickets to dance on Marx's grave.

Krab said...

I put red roses on Marx's grave back 1992.

RocketQueen said...

Forgot to say - yes, Cameron for #1

jax said...

facking Superbad George Michael kid.

Moxie said...

Renner doesn't look 16, not even close, and he doesn't need an acting career to get a date. Plenty of women would date him if he worked in an office.

I think "creeping" is a clue and points to Michael Cera -- I think he is creepy!

DavidsFan said...

2. Taylor Lautner? He is creeping twd A & does look 16 + not that great looking but geeky!

David Renshaw said...

2. christopher mintz-plasse?

blog hopper said...

What about McLovin' from Superbad?

Michael Cera's status isn't really new.

Angela said...

#2 I hope it's not Jesse Eisenberg, who's definitely a good actor with much range.

Cancan said...

I think it's Jonah Hill.

Erin said...

I don't think any of the previous mentions are really creeping towards A list.

All I could think of was Shia, but is he even close to being that "high" up?

Tenley said...

i don't think it's lautner, weren't there countdowns for teen girls and older women for when he became legal? he's a geek but i think there's an audience for him who would make sure he had a date if that's what he wanted

Joliet said...

2 - Anton Yelchin?

Jaiden_S said...

My first thought on the actor was Shia. He's starring in a series of movies (transformers) and has proven he can open a film (disturbia) which makes him a high B lister.

C said...

The candidate is probably Nick Clegg.

(Blair isn't a 'candidate' - he's an ex PM.)

Hello it's me... said...

I'm with Jonah Hill...

Mango said...

1. My answer depends on the Marx. Groucho or Harpo?

2. Michael Cera. Not Taylor Lautner; he's gay.

Tom said...

Jonah Hill.

Genesis said...

mclovin

Thea said...

Think it's the McLovin' (aka Christopher Mintz-Plasse). He is known as the stereotypical gangly high school nerd who never gets a date. He's only done a few movies, but each one has slowly built up his reputation (Superbad, Role Models, How To Train Your Dragon, Kick-Ass). And I can totally picture him behaving as described in the blind after reading a couple of his interviews.

white lorelei said...

Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter.

MadLyb said...

I'm going to assume some of the knee jerk responses to Marx are from those who actually haven't studied him. It's the same with people who get all worked up about 'socialism'. The odds are significantly high that they have no clue what it is and seem to lump in Marx and socialism with the socialist dictatorships of Tsung, Lenin and Stalin. Not the same. Sorry, it's something that irks me.

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Liz said...

#1 - my new hero

#2 - Cory Monteith?

Cubs Coach said...

2. Cera or Mintz-Plasse, Jeremy Renner is around 40 and he is gay so I'm not sure he would be snorting coke off some girls boobs. Also he doesn't have a problem getting a date we just don't hear about them.

ariedana said...

1. Nick Clegg, who is very cool, descended by Russian Imperialists and is being smeared by every means necessary by both Labour and the Tories right now.

2. Anyone on Glee.

fireflies said...

2. Harry Potter kid

smooches said...

#2-James McAvoy? In the movie Wanted, he looked 16 to me...

Darla said...

Im going to go with Mintz-Plasse. He definitely looks 16. Not attractive and probably wouldnt score dates. He plays Red Mist in Kick Ass. Mist creeps, doesnt it?

jgirl828 said...

Christopher Mintz-Plasse?

I don't he's on his way to A-List yet, I'm only guessing him because of all the press he's doing for Kick-Ass

Ramona said...

Joliet, I second Anton Yelchin. He was the perfect geeky teenage Chekov in the Star Trek remake, and keeps popping up in things.

linnea said...

gotta be mintz plasse, he is kind of creepy to me

Tatyana said...

" 1. Nick Clegg, who is very cool, descended by Russian Imperialists and is being smeared by every means necessary by both Labour and the Tories right now."

Isn's being a descendant an *any* imperialist a pretty uncool thing?

Heather said...

Anyone up for a Marx's grave dance party? Woop woop

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

@Tatyana

I guess most of us are "uncool" then cause most of us come from imperial powers, somewhere along the line.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

My first thought was Shia. He's on the cusp. If not him, Cera for sure.

Franzenhoff said...

#2 sounds like it could be Renner, he's got that poon hound badass thing going on. Short and boyish too.

Mooshki said...

Ah, reminiscing about when #1 almost got me in big trouble at work for sharing it! Oops!!!