Friday, May 14, 2010

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This not so bright starlet recently found the cell phone of the director of her television show. She cruised through the numbers in his contact list and when she discovered her name was listed third behind other actresses on the show, she threw a huge tantrum. She confronted the director and accused him of picking favorites, the proof being in his cell phone contact list. He calmly explained that the names were put in alphabetical order, not order of importance. Instead of apologizing for her behavior, she instead went back to her trailer and tried to clean up her wardrobe she had earlier ripped to shreds out of anger.

Not Courteney Cox.

26 comments:

RocketQueen said...

So we just need to narrow it down to someone who's dumber than a stump.

JJ said...

My first thought was Amanda Seyfried but can't imagine her name would be 3rd alphabetically.

Jenny said...

Funny yet sad. At least she has enough brain cells to learn misbehavior and ego in a town full of both.

Unknown said...

Lea Michele? She seems to be the Ben Affleck of television BI's.

mooshki said...

True, Margarita!

Pinky said...

@margarita: She seems to be the Ben Affleck of television BI's.

That was great! She is!

sunnyside1213 said...

Taylor Momson would be third after the other two women and I can see her doing this.

M. said...

My cell phone sorts people alphabetically by first name...

nunaurbiz said...

Is Hannah Montana still taping? My first thought was Miley. She's dumber than a board.

J said...

I immediately thought about Longwhoria but I think Marc Cherry would bitch-slap her ass

Sounds like the massive c#nt that Lea Michele is becoming

Don't ALL cells list the contacts in alphabetical order? i.dont.get.it

Anonymous said...

I will go with Cyrus also. Can't stand the little twit.

Paisley said...

Courtney Cox must be a clue. One of the Cougar Town girls? Busy Phillips would be third behind Cox and Christa Miller, but she seems too old to be a starlet.

Pinky said...

"Don't ALL cells list the contacts in alphabetical order?"

Not necessarily -- my iphone lists 'favorite' contacts in whichever order I place them.

danatestingsite said...

Blake Lively
Leighton Meester
Taylor Momsen

Or...

sandman said...

except for paisley, you all are retarded.
its so fucking vague, yet you yentas use it as an oppotunity for throwing out names of broads you hate.
btw, the only fucking clue is who its not...doh

Donna said...

This one is hilarious. I hope that it makes the reveal in July.

Stephen said...

Taylor Momsen - she probably used her switchblade on her wardrobe.

Patty said...

Starlet = young
I'm jumping on the Taylor Momsen train, based on the rationale from Dana and Stephen.

Angela said...

Lea Michele would never ever ever do such a thing. Instead of browsing the contact list, she would be too busy taking pictures of herself.

mooshki said...

LOL Angela, it's true!

MnGddess said...

That bitch Betty White.

MnGddess said...

Hey Sandman - crawl back under your rock, you TROLL. Or maybe you're Kelly from RHONY. She's dumb as a rock, too.

ChasingHeaven said...

You have got to be kidding me.

Enty, for the love of Krispy Kreme, PLEASE reveal this in July!!!

flwrgurl said...

my first thought was lea michele too

Tatyana said...

J said...

"Don't ALL cells list the contacts in alphabetical order? i.dont.get.it"

What's not to get? This.blind.is.fake.

Sandman, isn't "throwing up the names of broads they hate" in response to *any* blind the whole purpose of this and similar sites?

City Councilman Doug said...

I just looked at my calendar. It IS almost reveal time!! YAYS

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