20 year old Brittany Cantarella better go to church this weekend
. It seems that Brittany didn't see the pedestrian in a crosswalk and hit the man. According to police in Massachusetts the pedestrian's name was Lord Jesus Christ. Seriously. It is on his drivers license.
Jesus went to the hospital where presumably he got a lot of cards that started,
Dear Baby Jesus,
Thank you for my smoking hot wife. Oh, and I'm sorry you got hit by a car.