Friday, May 07, 2010

Jesus Christ Hit By A Car

20 year old Brittany Cantarella better go to church this weekend. It seems that Brittany didn't see the pedestrian in a crosswalk and hit the man. According to police in Massachusetts the pedestrian's name was Lord Jesus Christ. Seriously. It is on his drivers license.

Jesus went to the hospital where presumably he got a lot of cards that started,

Dear Baby Jesus,

Thank you for my smoking hot wife. Oh, and I'm sorry you got hit by a car.

17 comments:

timebob said...

I banged a dude that looked like Jesus once.

Sadly, it wasn't the religious experience that I had hoped it would be.

Lady J said...

lol @ timebob

Seriously his name is Lord Jesus Christ?

chihuahuense said...

I'm guessing the parents had some serious issues.

chihuahuense said...

lol@timebob, I can't imagine!

Melissa said...

Well if it isn't Mike Honcho himself...Cal Naughton Jr.!!!

timebob said...

The messiah complex is quite common in mental illness.

chihuahuense said...

oh, and can you imagine his mom yelling at him "JESUS CHRIST, GET OFF THE COUCH! JESUS CHRIST, DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!" lol!

I have a friend whose name is Leidy (sounds like Lady) and her husband says he gets all kinds of dirty looks from people when he is in a store and says "Hey Leidy, get some milk!" or something of that sort.

timebob said...

btw the dude I banged wasn't named Jesus lol it was Mike.

sunnyside1213 said...

I bet school was a miserable place for him.

Pookie said...
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Jess said...

@chihuahuense

"Leidy" is a common name use in the latin community, and yeah you should see the other names like "Stiven" (Steven) "Jeison" (Jason)...lol

Robert said...

I wonder if his parents named him that, or if he changed his name legally as an adult. The character of Exedor on Mork and Mindy was based on a guy in Boulder, CO who called himself Jesus Lightning Amen. And I knew parents who gave their kids names like Image, Epiphany, Revelation, etc., so who knows? Still pretty weird.

Dianne P said...

Enty, you made that grace your bitch!

Tenley said...

My 91-year-old grandma sent me a Christmas Card that on the front said Sweet Baby Jesus (if it wasn't Precious Moments artwork it was something like that, entirely innocent) lol

chihuahuense said...

oh, I don't have a problem with the spelling, I just think it is funny that everyone thinks he is calling her "Lady" as in "hey Lady!"

braverwoman said...

OMG - I LOVE that scene in Talladega Nights. I could watch it on a loop for the length of the movie. Absolute brilliance. Thanks for the laugh.

Dear 8lb., 7 oz. Baby Jesus...

Ms.Leigh said...

i guess being eco-friendly isn't that righteous afterall...