Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Charlie Sheen Burglars Are Terrible Drivers


I have pretty much come to the conclusion there are two different type of driving schools in the world. Those who can afford to pay for driving school and then the Ronco version which involves stealing cars from Charlie Sheen and then letting you practice for your drivers test with his car.

For the second time this year someone stole a car from Charlie Sheen's driveway. Note to future thieves and driving school students, he leaves his keys in the ignition.Also for the second time this year, the car stolen from his driveway ended up at the bottom of a ditch very near his house. I thought the idea of stealing a car was to try and sell it to someone or at least enjoy it for a night or as long as you can before you get caught. What makes these people such bad drivers that they can't even make it a mile before dumping the cars? How is no one ever hurt? Is it Charlie driving these things? Brooke? Did they ever solve the last one? No finger prints anywhere? No video in the gated community? Uh huh.

17 comments:

libby said...

Is he doing this every time he wants a new car? Insurance scam?

lmnop123 said...

How would a "stranger" get that far in a gated community? This is Charlie's coked azz trashing his own cars.

blondegossip said...

100% shady - another article said in both instances the video surveillance camera tape from the gated community entrance was missing.

PUH-leeze. Its Charlie and/or Brooke driving drunk/effed up.

sunnyside1213 said...

Would the insurance company pay if the keys were in the car?

JerseyGirl said...

Chuck is totally getting high as a kite, driving the car to the end of the cliff, putting it in neutral, pushing it over the ledge and giggling when it crashes.

Must be nice to make Two and a Half Men bank and crash luxury cars for fun.

nancer said...

i read there IS video at the gates and the police are going to review it to see who's driving the car when it left his house.

are there people manning the gate? if so, isn't there some record of who gets in? or is it a simple matter of sitting there and waiting for someone to drive through and going in behind them?

Pookie said...

i bet it's a set-up...he may just want to distract from the upcoming jail stint.

KLM said...

It's either his dealer or he has some serious depth perception issues stemming from years of drug abuse. Not sure why he would owe a dealer (or how they would get in to a gated community without Chuck approving them), so I am opting for the latter. He's got horrible depth perception and perhaps the 8-ball he did right before he got into the car didn't help. How is he not getting injured in these wrecks?? Driving off cliffs can't feel all that good, can it?

jax said...

pay your dealer chuck!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

There are only two logical explanations, either his dealer wants paid or his cars are commiting suicide.

Meg said...

LOL, good questions, Enty! :) Sounds incredibly fishy to me too.

jess said...
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jess said...

yeah, I thought about a dealer trying to send a message but if it is a gated community then it would have to be him or his wife.

Anonymous said...

drug dealers can be very resourceful individuals. i live in a gated community, but there is no such thing as a 100% safe environment.

i vote drug debts. we also don't know what kind of debt charlie boy has. drugs and women are expensive!

Unknown said...

My money's on Brooke. Sounds just like what she'd do if she's coked up and looking for revenge, and Charlie will cover up for her.

mooshki said...

LOL Little Miss! That is the best theory I've heard yet. With what Charlie probably gets up to in those cars, no wonder they'd want to drive themselves off a cliff!

Amy in MI said...

And amazingly, Brooke's reentering rehab today! Hmmm

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