Friday, June 25, 2010

Jeremy London Waited Four Hours And Hours Before Calling Police


Before Jeremy London called the police with this bizarre tale of being kidnapped and forced to take drugs, Jeremy spent some time in front of a Palm Springs Ramada where he tried to climb a tree. Apparently he must have some type of telephone repairman or palm tree fantasy and spent about 30 minutes trying to climb a tree. After realizing he was never going to do it, Jeremy walked in the hotel and checked in. Of course he didn't just say he wanted a room for the night. He walked up to the clerk and gave him a "do you know who I am?" He said he was Jeremy London and a famous actor and wanted a room.

It was not until several hours after Jeremy checked in that he bothered calling the police to tell him that he had been kidnapped. To me, this combined with the fact his wife was dropped off prior to the night shows that he was making up all this crap. I think the couple went on a bender, knew it would mess with their court ordered drug testing so spun this yarn and got an innocent guy thrown in jail.

22 comments:

Syko said...

Although I've been reading this developing fairy tale, I have no idea who this guy is. That's why I just snorted when he pulled the "do you know...famous actor" card.

And I don't care enough to bother googling him.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

of course they did.

KLM said...

Umm, did anyone actually think it was anything other than a lie to cover up a bender? The only person in the world that believes Jeremy is Lindsay. And that's only because she is hopeful that Brandon comes after her next...

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Lie, that is

Raw_Power said...

I saw on Weds or Thurs where the police were called to his home because of reports of screaming and when they arrived they found him sleeping in his driveway.

Yeah.

AZO said...

I read the entertaining statement from the poor black guy they tossed in jail because of this.

Said he and his uncle were in front of the 7-11 asking people for free beer and they saw Jeremy London & his wife roll up and sit in the car for a few minutes. They noticed a cop car, ran into the 7-11 and later came out.

The black guy & his uncle started to walk away and noticed J.L. & wife pull into an alley way and try changing their tire. That's when the guys offered to help.
Fixed the tire, and black guy claimed J.L. & his wife asked if they could get xanax and oxycontin. Black guy said he knew someone who knew someone. So they dropped off wifey and went to pick up the pills. On the way they detour, get wasted (commencing the booze-handout).

Black guy said he eventually called up a homeboy and could only get 6 pills- 3 xanax and 3 ecstasy which he claimed J.L. woofed down all @ once. Then J.L. came home, visted the wife, and then went to the hotel (commencing the tree climbing).

Patty said...

I feel bad for employees who get the "do you know who I am" card thrown at them. If it was me, I would say "no" even if I knew who it was.

jess said...

Where's his brother? Hiding because of shame, it may be difficult since they're twins.

@Syko
he's a tv actor (not at all famous), I've never seen him of anything but his brother Jason London (identical twin) was Pink in Dazed and Confused, Carrie 2 (awful movie!) and I think that he was in an Aerosmith video. His brother is the most famous one but not current famous...

Syko said...

Me too, Patty! I've done this with clients who call up and expect you to recognize their voices. "Yes, may I tell him who's calling, please?" when I know it's Jack Smith. Just makes me feel better. OK, I'm a bitch.

Syko said...

And thank you, Jess. :)

TraLaLa said...

I still think the fact they both thought this was an original idea, & then the whole world calling them out on the fact that it was an episode of Six feet under is hilarious. I've also had moments of brilliance, until I realize they were a product of television.

timebob said...

Palm Springs is a white man's paradise. When I was there working an event. I swear I never saw one black person. Even all the service people are white.

I can see them believing Jeremy for a hot minute.

I hope that poor guy sues Palm Springs (they can afford it) and Jeremy (he can't) all they are worth.

Total total racism.

bloodonthescreen said...

bummed its the Mallrats brother. PS Carmen Electra is the godmother of Lyrik.. HMmmmMm

Mango said...

He sounds like a major wannabee. If you have to ask someone, "Do you know who I am?" it's not a good sign.

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Mango said...

Grrrrrr. Effen double posts!

Kate said...

I hope they let the guy who was arrested go. I know he admitted getting Jeremy drugs illegally, but seriously he shouldn't be doing time because some jerk wanted to cover up his using drugs again.

Gretchen said...

I have never ever even heard of this guy.

feraltart said...

I'm really going to have to stop giving people the benefit of the doubt. What a waste of time and money for the police Hope he gets in trouble for that too.

Robert said...

@Mango: As Gary Cooper put it, "If you have to tell them who you are, you're nobody!"

Choice said...

This guy's career went really well, didnt it!

http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/

MCH said...

That's a good line @Robert!

Its a sad story but I kind of had to laugh at the climbing a tree part. Yes, London & Lohan would be a good pair.