Monday, June 28, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

We first met Parrish Maguire when he was just a young movie-starrin' gay. Then we checked in on him and found out that the dimpled diva was starting to get his serious gay on...in public places. How very Toothy Tile of him! You go, boy!

So what's the stud, whose fame is on the rise every friggin' day, doin' now that's catching our radar? Or gaydar. Duh...

The darling, adorable, dimpled Parrish has been getting even more comfortable with the gay community, frequenting a famous Hollywood social player's pad more and more lately. The party host has been known to have notoriously gay bashes, inviting only the hottest of the hot (and they just keep getting younger, don't they?).

And since most everyone at these hotass bashes is out and proud—or at least that's what you'd think—little is done not in the open. Indeed, these are the same shindigs some of our other sexually swingin' Blind-Vice alums have been going to for ages!

How terribly boy-on-boy chic.

So, Parrish is one of the host's new favorite boys. And from the way Parrish has been acting at these gatherings, you'd think the guy was ready to come out in a freakin' People article tomorrow. But trust, he's not doing that any time soon—let's give it at least two more years.

What the heck is Pare-Pare thinking? How would his devoted fan base react to the news that this little hunk is getting it on with other little hunks in increasingly public places? And why have none of the other partygoers ratted him out?

We think it's 'cause no one wants to be kicked out of these sex-filled get-togethers, to be perfectly honest. Once you're in, you're in, and that circle of celebs is far too elite to risk getting booted by blabbing to the rags.

Then again, you're reading about it, aren't you?

And It Ain't: Emile Hirsch, Justin Bieber, Henry Cavill

23 comments:

mngddess said...

God, no! Not Henry Cavill from the Tudors! I am NOT giving one more gorgeous hunk over to the gays, do you hear meeee!!!

Seriously, could someone translate? Otherwise I don't care.

2Cents said...

ParePare = TayTay. Taylor Lautner FTW!

krista said...

LEO

575 said...

Taylor Lautner. Not sure where the Parrish comes from, but as for the Maguire . . . Jerry Maguire to Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise to Taylor Lautner (since they are always, always, compared.)

annie said...

definitely one of those ugly twilight boys.

JJ said...

My first thought was Taylor Lautner.

Liz said...

definitely Taylor...he has reportedly been to Bryan Singer's parties

nancer said...

taylor lautner fits. this is someone young, and he's definitely got the dimples.

Dawn said...

I'm thinking Taylor Lautner too. Agree with the Pare-Pare = TayTay guess.

Gotsta say though - good for him. Better that than sitting sadly at home wishing it was okay to be "himself"

Booster Seat said...

2 more years? When are they wrapping up the Twilight franchise? I wouldn't think he'd come out before then.

Definitely sounds like Lautner, though.

Goodgrief said...

I thought it was pretty common knowledge over at Ted's that Parish was Taylor Lautner.

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Mooshki said...

I could swear he's posted this exact blind before. But then again, almost all his blinds sound exactly the same. Get some new material, Ted!

Cindy said...

Im with you mngoddess -- I refuse to give up Henry - he is freakin gorgeous.

Jessica said...

I'm over Ted. All his blinds pretty much all involve someone in Hollywood being gay that we don't know about. We get it Ted. You need to make up some new material.

Mango said...

Ted's blinds make my head hurt.

Please Ted, use simple English!

Rachel said...

I'm with Jessica and Mooshki. Ted needs new material. His wet dream fantasy land isn't even entertaining anymore.

mingreader said...

Breaking Dawn Part 2 is scheduled for 2012.

Shelly said...

As if some of the blinds on this site are not made up, how naive.

jess said...

I thought of Taylor Lautner (now that he's 18 he's legal) but sometimes I feel like Ted's B.I are bullsh*t.

sunnyside1213 said...

"he was just a young movie-starrin' gay" Does this mean he starred in a movie as a gay dude? I like the Taylor guess, but can't think of anyone doing gay except for Jake G and Heath L.

ardleigh said...

Does anyone have a Ted-to-English dictionary? If not that a few Excederin headache tablets?

Sheesh,Ted,you give me a headache!

fairylights said...

First thought was Taylor just like everyone else...little was a dead give away iMHO.