By my count, there have been three Real Housewives over the past few months who have revealed they either are a lesbian or prefer women or just want you to think they like women so the producers of the show will keep them. First there was Kim and then there was Danielle and now there is The Countess. I know. Two weeks ago she wanted you to see her with some young guy and now she wants you to know that she is perfectly willing to make out with a young woman for a few hours too.
According to The Enquirer, Countess LuAnn was at a club outside LA when she asked to borrow a cigarette from a young, tattooed, heavily pierced woman at the club. “LuAnn had a table and proceeded to feed the girl drinks, flirt and kiss for the rest of the night. She kept telling her how beautiful she was and how she reminded her of when she was younger. Her friends jokingly told LuAnn she was a lesbian cougar!”
Her friends also want you to know that LuAnn is not gay. Nope. She just likes to play with her sexuality.
This is all getting really boring. Let me know though when Simon makes a guest appearance on the Gay Housewives of New York.