Friday, July 30, 2010

Dina Lohan Does It Again


I am way too lazy to look this up, but someone who has some time or knows, could you tell me what Dina Lohan did before Lindsay Lohan was old enough to start making money for Dina. Did she actually ever have to go out and earn a buck? Anything? Any job that involved actually doing something for someone. No, not that., Get your minds out of the gutter. OK, I will admit I thought about that too.

Anyway, Dina went and visited Lindsay in jail yesterday and decided to talk to the press after. When Dina talks to the press, everyone wants to listen because she can't help herself. She sounds like a self absorbed idiot who thinks she is better than anyone else. Why? Because she found a daughter to sponge off? That makes her better?

So, Dina spoke for one minute and came up with these two gems.

"She doesn't have cell phone privileges, that's absurd. She doesn't even have a pillow to sleep on."

Is she supposed to have a pillow? It is jail. It is not a hotel. If she wants a pillow tell her not to go to jail. It gets so much better though. Here is where you just wish you could confront her one on one.

"I talk to her through glass. There's a phone and we put her on speaker but I can't even hug my daughter...She's treated like a common criminal."

Umm, lady. She is a common criminal. That is why she is in jail. Should she be treated better because she is Lindsay Lohan? Should she be able to have something none of the other common criminals have? Why should she be treated better than everyone else? I wish I was better with words so I could describe the vitriol and animosity I have towards this woman. I am shocked that she and Michael Lohan managed to possibly have one or two normal children. This could be because they were neglected so they could spend time with Ali and Lindsay so they were left with better care providers.

25 comments:

Adventurous Kate said...

This delusional woman really is the gift that keeps on giving.

Icecat said...

Yeah, she never ceases to amaze me. Dina, sweetie, she IS a fucking common criminal, that has already had WAY to much special treatment...

Jessica said...

What is absurd is her thinking an inmate should have a cell phone.

Jessica said...

Oh also, I remember hearing that Dina claimed she was a member of the Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall once upon a time, but it seems I remember something about someone looking into it and found out it was a lie, to which Dina changed her story to she "was a dancer".
So yea, I'm thinking you were right ENTY. The dancing she did involved a pole.

looserdude said...

Not only did Lindsay not have a pillow, THERE WAS NO CHOCOLATE MINT!!! Ohhhh, the humanity....

KellyLynn said...

As far as I can tell, Dina has always been a stage mom. The people in charge of the Rockettes deny she was ever a part of their organization. The only other mentions I see for her was that she tried being an actress herself (even though I've found no acting credits outside of her daughter's movies) and that she was a cosmetics salesperson at Bloomingdale's when she met Michael. If he was a stock trader in the 80s and 90s (before prison), she probably didn't need to work much, anyway.
And now I'm wondering why I even cared enough to look up more information about this cardboard cut-out of a person.

Jenny said...

Duh. Lindsay is a common criminal along with some other unsavory things.

I have never understood the extreme interest in Lindsay and her family. Lindsay was once a pretty actress, but the only time she is pretty now is after her photos are Photoshopped. Her acting is now questionable. She adds nothing worthwhile to society. Her parents are scary.

timebob said...

The only defense we have is time. Lindsay is interesting becuase she is young. Once she hits late 20's early 30's....not so much.

Lindsay will be a footnote or sadder Dana Plato II

GladysKravitz said...

Enty, you convey your vitriol and animosity just fine. You've got style, man. And you tell it like it is. Dina, on the other hand, has no style, and she tells it like she wants it to be. You've made it pretty clear how you feel about her---that if she were to appear before you with her limbs aflame in the judgement of the righteous, you would rush to throw gasoline and explosives on her, lest any of that brimfire be wasted. SOmething like that, right?

zandra said...

Dina lies about her past. Lindsay was working regularly in print ads and commercials by the age of 3. Dina claims she was a Rockette, but the Rockettes have no record of her being employed as a dancer. She also claims she was a stock broker, like her sleazy husband who was in prison for stock fraud, but the SEC has no record of her being a stock broker and you have to be registered to work selling and buying stocks for other people.

In other words Dina is a big fat liar and has lived off Lilo for most of her adult life, and nearly all of Lindsay's life.

pomme said...

(roll eyes)

__-__=__ said...

Jury is still out on those other 2 kids. Let something happen to the cash cow and we'll see who is turned out since Ali won't be able to bring home the bacon. Ha! I said bacon!

Kate said...

If this woman can honestly be upset that her incarcerated daughter can't use her cell phone in prison then I can totally see how there is no way she'd recognize any of her daughter's problems. It's a sad, sad day when Michael Lohan is more reasonable. She is delusional.

Dylan said...

"I wish I was better with words so I could describe the vitriol and animosity I have towards this woman."
You and me both, Enty. I hate that bitch. She is a cancer on society and even worse, on her children. And right now, Dina, Lindsay is a common criminal. Deal with it, stop trying to make a buck off of it. I guess that's too much to expect from a parasite like you, though.

RocketQueen said...
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RocketQueen said...

Oh man *wipes tears*. I just howled reading what Dina said. What an unbelievably delusional IDIOT.
She IS a common criminal, you fucking poor excuse for a mother. I just can't with this bitch anymore. She's living on another planet.

KLM said...

See, it's articles like this where I actually start to feel sorry for Lindsay again. Her mother is such a horrible, terrible person - no wonder she turned out the way she did. She's an adult now and so her behaviour is no longer acceptable, but still... Sheesh, no wonder she's such a hot mess.

shakey said...

Know what I would like to see? Videotape of those meetings. I picture her being hysterical and constantly saying, "It's going to be alright, sweetie. You'll see. It's ok, it's ok ..." as she paws the glass.

The guards must be entertained by these visits.

GoGo said...

This whole Hohan episode has me fuming! Too bad Sybil Brand isn't around anymore -- that place would have let this self-entitled bitch see what a "grown-up" jail is all about. I had a friend in there years ago (for a DUI) and holy smokes! The stories she had! I wouldn't wish that place on my dog... but Hohan is not my dog.

sunnyside1213 said...

Do you think she says these things on purpose to get coverage in the media?

Melody the First said...

Think of all the entirely innocent people sleeping on the street last night who didn't have a pillow or a cell phone. And they didn't do anything to deserve it.

Then again, this is the woman who thinks the world owes her family free ice cream.

MadLyb said...

Italy had the Borgias, we have the Lohans. It could be our downfall.

Shees, doesn't the woman watch movies or even tv? If she just watched MSNBC on the weekends, she might be relieved at the accommodations her sugar baby is enduring.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Hey, don't be hatin' on the Borgias--at least they patronized fine artists during the Italian Renaissance, while the most I see Dina, etc. doing is patronizing tacky tanning booths, bad beauticians, and dentists who should be run out of LA on a rail, if the quality of their veneer work is any indication. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree at all, does it? *sigh*

HannahPalindrome said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I couldn't stop laughing...

c17 said...

1) The Borgias were a very prominent and influential family of their time for good reason - the Lohan's are scum.

2) Having been in lockup once, I can say with authority that they DO give you a pillow. Dina is lying.