You know, the Lohan family really needs to get their stories straight. Dina Lohan is In Touch this week saying how she thinks Lindsay will die in jail. Whatever. She will be alone the whole damn time comfortably numb on her medications. Maybe she can pay a quick visit to her dentist before she goes to jail and get her prescriptions switched to higher doses.
So, in case you have not heard the news, because you have more important things to do in your life other than follow Lindsay Lohan, she has hired Robert Shapiro to be her new lawyer. Yes, the same Robert Shapiro who helped to get OJ acquitted. So, obviously he knows how to help the guilty.
Apparently his plan is to get Lindsay into his sober living facility. Lindsay entered yesterday afternoon about 3. Apparently this sober living facility is supposed to be like Sober House, only with way more visitors because Lindsay had a steady stream of them yesterday. Sam Ronson went by, Ali stopped to say hi, the Israeli soldier girlfriend came by and finally Dina came by at midnight.
When Dina stopped by she must have felt even more like an idiot than normal. Earlier in the day she had told In Touch that “She went to rehab before the court ordered her. When I put my daughter in rehab, I knew she needed it. In 2007 — not currently.”
Umm, guess that changed when you are trying to keep your daughter from going to jail. Anyway, if you thought that was the most delusional piece of news you are so wrong. This quote from Dina shows you what an absolute idiot is and why you should never fake tan. It damages the brain. That and her drug and alcohol use.
“Lindsay actually wants to open up her own rehab center here (in Los Angeles) and a couple across the country to help other kids and celebs so they don’t fall through the cracks in this town. She mentioned it to me a couple of days ago. She’s really growing up.”
Let me know when the tears stop rolling down your face from laughing so hard.