Friday, July 30, 2010

Kim Kardashian Has A Sex Tape Copycat


For all of you who think that people who want to get famous will not take the Kim Kardashian route or they will realize it is wrong or want to work hard and become famous the traditional way, here is the first person I have seen who admits they are making a sex tape in order to get famous and used Kim Kardashian's name in the admission. Oh, and this person probably did not need to go this route to get into movies or television but they did it anyway because it is quicker and easier. Have some sex, film it and you get your own television show.

Laurence Fishburne's daughter Montana has a sex tape coming out at the end of August. It was not stolen. She knew what she was doing and told TMZ, "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape."

So, Montana could have gone the same route as Eva Amurri or Mamie Gummer or Rumer Willis or Jaden Smith and got some parts solely on her dad's name and moved up the ladder. But nope. Sex tape. I bet there are thousands of women out there who are thinking the same thing. They can be just like Kim Kardashian. All they have to do is make a sex tape with someone kind of famous and they will make it big and get a tv show and commercials and endorsements. And then, they can bring along their no talent brothers and sisters (half ones not included) who can live in the afterglow of a sex tape.

45 comments:

looserdude said...

Laurence must be very proud. On a related note, I'm ready to release my sex tape. Bidding will begin at one million.

Adventurous Kate said...

What's next? Bukkake gang bang tapes? Tranny scat porn? People are going to keep going further and further...

Robert said...

The blatant calculation of this announcement is shocking, considering the source. Laurence Fishburne must be mortified.

timebob said...

Why do we pander to these retards and give them fame and money for no reason.

Hopefully she will be shunned like the last housewives one was.

KellyLynn said...

This is a very, very bad decision.

Even if you want to be a celebrity, is this what you want to be known for? A few years from now, people aren't going to remember anything other than you being that slut who was in that movie. There are very, very few people who have transitioned from a porn-based career to mainstream success. Duh.

What an idiot.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Welp, we can't all be lawyers or politicians.

Mari said...

I have to think her dad is having a Three Mile Island meltdown over this. He must be.
I think she is missing a crucial piece anyway. The "my tape was stolen and I'm so embarrassed" is the bad acting audition of this process.

anita_mark said...

I said this on another site already. We (collective we, blogs, and tabloids) have made these losers famous. It's not going to stop unless blogs and tabloids (and we as readers) stop writing/reading about them.

We have the power, people. We can stop this.

If I were her, I'd remember daddy played Ike Turner and Morpheus. I would NOT piss off that man.

G said...

I agree with anita_mark.

I wonder if her partner in the film with be some quasi celebrity?

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awesome balla. said...

laurence seems like the kind of man/dad that would not stand for this. or who would really let his daughter/child ride his coat tails. wonder what he has to say about this...

ps: montana??? really??
pps: she looks way too much like her dad. only nerds who have a boner for morphius will be watching this tape.

chopchop said...

Wake me when she re-enacts the Kim K golden shower scene.

Ms.Leigh said...

the reason kimk got famous off her tape is 1) she was having sex with a "well known" singer and brother of brandy and 2) because she's hot. like it or not, kim has a bangin body and a pretty face, although we all know it's man made. 3) she played the role correctly- she did it and then played the victim and some people felt sorry for her and gave her a chance to prove her other, uh... "talents".

the fact that montana is admitting that's what she's doing it for, i'm looking forward to it being released, everyone giving a collective sigh and then none of us having to hear her name again. unless she does oprah and cries that it was a mistake and didn't give her the fame she wanted. we all know how this will end for her. i feel bad for her dad, cuz you know he didn't raise her like this.

Icecat said...

This story just makes me sad.

pomme said...

of couse! of course!

Jocasta said...

*SIGH*
Two things occur to me:

1. What will the CSI production company think of this - which caused me to think of...

2. What did Larry deny his daughter for her to pull such a stunt? It stinks of extortion on her part. Did he turn her down on her demands for money? A new car? Her own mansion? Did he divorce or leave her mommy? She looks well taken care of, which also smacks of a spoiled brat of a child.

I am not surprised, but somewhat astounded at the desperate acts that people are indulging these days for a little bit of face time and the 15 minutes of fame bit.

I just wanna see if that tape disappears before its official release and little missy Fishburne ends up with a cool million from Daddy. Or a new Porshe.

*hmph*

Kate said...

My respect for Rumer Willis has gone up a ton. At least she's trying to establish a career the legitimate way.

This scheme is guarenteed to backfire--the reason those celebrity sex tapes do well is that people already have an idea of who in the hell the "players" are. I wouldn't have known who this woman is from a hole in the wall! Which makes the sex tape no more than amateur porn at best. Pathetic.

jax said...

she's 19. sometimes it has nothing to do with the parents and all to do with being a fucking famewhore.

btw those hover ads are getting fucking annoying. no where near one and they keep popping up.

RocketQueen said...

Wow. Just wow. The end of any sense of decency is coming faster than I thought.

Excellent comments, Jocasta.

shakey said...

Jocasta, I like the way you think. First thing I thought of was Daddy turned her down for something. I'm guessing it was for an acting part. He's a serious actor and has worked his ass off - he lied about his age to do Apocalypse Now (he was 14).

Thanksgiving and Christmas this year are going to be interesting times for that family ...

MommaSaid said...

Loss for words....What in the world??

I'm with Ms. Leigh..Mr. Fishbourne didnt raise this child to be as common as this. Heartbreaking bit of news.

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GoGo said...

You mean to tell me that NO ONE would hire "Laurence Fishburne's daughter?" The only reason we're e'en hearing about this now is because she's "Laurence Fishburne's daughter." AND Laurence Fishburne CAN ACT -- f'ing Rumer got "real acting" jobs and her parents can't act for sh*t! Guess Montana missed her some "daddy time."
I also read somewhere that it's her BF she's doing in the flick and he calls himself "J Pipes." She has a pseudonym too but I can't remembre it -- it was dumb! At should call herself Laurence Fishburne's Daughter.
What a sad, sad commentary on our times...

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Syd said...

**golf clap** for Kim Kardashian. Great example you've set for young women.

UofAZWildkitty said...

Cowboy Curtis' daughter?
That's icky.

ohmysweetjeebus said...

...Is it me or does the girl look like she might have some sort of 'issues'?

valerie said...

I don't see what separates her tape from the dozens of free tapes available on the web. At least when Kim and Ray J did it, it was still a relative novelty to see a Z-list celeb with a sex tape. These days, it's practically du jour for the Z list set.

Now if it's her and her *dad* having sex, that would still raise some eyebrows.

dishtlk said...

My first thought was how did Daddy react to this? He seems like he would be terrifying if you pissed him off...

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MommaBear said...

Has she no shame?

sunnyside1213 said...

What hover ads? I am not seeing them, but I have Firefox with the adblock add on.

von said...

Yeah, that is sad. Girls grow up now thinking this is a legitimate career decision. Honey, it's essentially porn. You're intentionally having sex on camera for money. Porn. It is pathetic. I am so thankful I am not a teenage girl in this day and age. The 80s were a much gentler time.

Jennifer said...

Long time lurker, 1st time poster.

This story just broke today? Today just happens to be her dad's birthday. I think this has something to do with her having an issue with her dad.

Jamie's Girl said...

Actually, I saw her being interviewed on tape with her tape partner, and he is some big steroid stud. She is not attractive in the video, and she looks very, for a lack of better word, sad. Like this was desperation for her. She does not look polished at all. Very sad. I think she is being taken advantage of.

ohmysweetjeebus said...

I really think that she might be on drugs or has some kind of mental illness...

RocketQueen said...

Welcome, Jennifer! Wow @ her dad's birthday being today - that is just AWFUL.

iheartjacksparrow said...

She must be short a few brain cells. I'm sure her dad could have gotten parts in a few of his movies. Why any woman would think a sex tape is the way to get famous is beyond me.

wade said...

Thank you Kim K, you asshole.

Here is this good for nothing woman, does a sex tape and now has all this fame and wealth. What kind of message does this send to girls today?

And to think people used to worry about the message that Britney was sending!

What also gets me is Kim will go on all these talk shows and no one calls her on this. As far as I know. I just wish one day she'd go on a show and get blasted.

anita_mark said...

But ask why Kim has all this fame and wealth? Because of the attention given to her. If everyone stopped looking, these people would stop with their shameless famewhoring.

Dawn said...

No way, today's his birthday? That seals the deal that she's pissed at him for sure.

I feel sorry for Laurence. This must super suck for him.

MadLyb said...

The sad thing is, someone is going to buy or watch her sex tape. It sounds more like she's trying to get back at daddy. Maybe he won't give her money or something. Then again, it could be about race - maybe white celebrity kids have a better shot at fame via nepotism.

You know what steamy sex is? Watch Elizabeth Taylor and Monty Clift in 'A Place in the Sun' - the patio scene. It could be me - I like sex and all, but I don't do porn because it is BORING. Imagination and what is 'implied' is so much better.

Ms.Leigh said...

i can't say i blame kim k for this tho- this is a grown woman who's capable of making her own decisions. she knows right from wrong. this isn't a sex tape with her boyfriend, she's just a plain old porn actress.

it's funny to me, she doesn't want to work, she doesn't want to be an actress cuz that's work. she just wants to reap the rewards of being one. fame and money. well, good thing it doesn't take much to be famous in porn. the money leaves a bit to be desired tho. wish she had higher standards for herself and wasn't to effing lazy. i hope i never have a daughter in these times, cuz my hands will fall off from slapping her silly if she went for this crap!

Ms. said...

@ Jamie's Girl

I saw the same video (on DListed). Personally, I think she's stupid. She strikes me as someone who's never had to think and continues not to think. She had everything handed to her and expects it to continue. I mean, really... how effing dumb do you have to be to think you can do a regular porn video and become famous like Kim K.

At least Kim K. had a strategy prior to the tape, during, and afterwards. This idiot is too stupid to understand the strategy involved.

As for this news being released on her Dad's b-day. Yeah, this is also a giant F-U to him. He probably realized she wasting her life and tried to motivate her by cutting her off allowance in an attempt to force her to do something with her life. Unfortunately, he underestimated her stupidity.

0 said...

To her credit, it is not just a "sex tape". She went all out and signed a porn contract with Vivid, who is apparently the same company that offered Octomom money to make a porn. Classy.

Point is, at least she's being legit and upfront about it, unlike Kim or Paris who feigned shock and tears that their "private" tapes had been "leaked".

Regardless, I bet Laurence is just thrilled.