If one is to believe Lindsay Lohan and that list has to consist of about two people, then you would believe she got punched in the face last night at a club. She said in a Twitter message, “A waitress just hit me – punched me for no reason.”
First of all the waitress probably paid money to see your last few movies so felt she deserved to. Or, she might be working as a waitress because you stole so many clothes from the last place she worked they could not afford to keep her employed.
A “friend” of Lindsay's say the waitress punched Lindsay because Lindsay was talking to Doug Reinhardt and the waitress was jealous. Whatever.
According to this “friend”, Lindsay then went to another club and started crying because the waitress was already there. Like magic. Or too many prescription pills.
If Lindsay got punched in the face her mom would have already shown pictures of the resulting damage to the world. If Lindsay got punched in the face then why did she go to another club? Has anyone been punched in the face? It f**king hurts. You don't generally keep on partying the night away. The picture above was taken as she was leaving the club. I see no marks, no tears.
I think it is a ploy for Lindsay to get sympathy. Some woman probably touched Lindsay's arm which in Lindsay's drug fueled mind became a punch to the face. I'm surprised she has not gone to a karaoke place and sung Man In The Mirror and started crying.