Friday, July 02, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Gets A Happy Birthday Punch


If one is to believe Lindsay Lohan and that list has to consist of about two people, then you would believe she got punched in the face last night at a club. She said in a Twitter message, "A waitress just hit me - punched me for no reason."

First of all the waitress probably paid money to see your last few movies so felt she deserved to. Or, she might be working as a waitress because you stole so many clothes from the last place she worked they could not afford to keep her employed.

A "friend" of Lindsay's say the waitress punched Lindsay because Lindsay was talking to Doug Reinhardt and the waitress was jealous. Whatever.

According to this "friend", Lindsay then went to another club and started crying because the waitress was already there. Like magic. Or too many prescription pills.

If Lindsay got punched in the face her mom would have already shown pictures of the resulting damage to the world. If Lindsay got punched in the face then why did she go to another club? Has anyone been punched in the face? It f**king hurts. You don't generally keep on partying the night away. The picture above was taken as she was leaving the club. I see no marks, no tears.

I think it is a ploy for Lindsay to get sympathy. Some woman probably touched Lindsay's arm which in Lindsay's drug fueled mind became a punch to the face. I'm surprised she has not gone to a karaoke place and sung Man In The Mirror and started crying.

14 comments:

Cecilia00 said...

And Samanatha Ronson spit on her and had her banned from a club, fans set her up with coke pics, her dad had someone steal her passport, her assistant switched jeans with her to set her up with coke, eTrade and Carvel have it out for her, and on and on and on and on...

Victimsay Lohan strikes again

Ms Cool said...

LOL Cecilia00...

I don't condone violence but if it is true (and it isn't) the "waitress" (doesn't she have any identifiers to her life other than waitress?) deserves a gold medal.

delilah said...

THIS is why you tip your waitress!

Ms.Leigh said...

i could actually believe her being punched in the face. in fact, it might do her some good. the only part i don't believe is "for no reason". sure, there's a lot of whack jobs out there, but for the most part, people that get punched in the face had it coming.

linnea said...

What are the chances of the hanging out at the same club? She is soooo unlucky...

Kate said...

I think it's rich that she throws things repeatedly at her ex-girlfriend (who also didn't do anything but be at the same place) and then finds it mind boggling that someone might behave in the same immature manner towards her! Just saying. With her general behavior and the people who are at the clubs, a punch to the face wouldn't shock me at all.

Mooshki said...

Forget her worthless butt, tell us the story of how you know it hurts, Enty! :)

Syd said...

She's full of shit.

Lana's Blog said...

She.is.insane.

devildana said...

She needs to be gagged with a horse cock. I wouldn't advocate it if the horse was still alive though. I like animals too much.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

That waitress is my hero.

RocketQueen said...

First of all, how often do people get punched for "no reason". Lie #1.

Nobody saw the punch, no evidence of it. Lie #2.

On the other hand, we DO know Lindsay is prone to violent, screaming outbursts and throwing glasses at OTHER people.

All this before we got up for breakfast. I wonder how many lies she tells in an average day?

And why doesn't she have to take regular drug tests? Her brain is clearly FUCKED - the question is, is it chemically altered beyond repair?

MCH said...

Amen @Cecelia!

I am also not an advocate of violence but part of me would have liked to see that exchange go down!

astrogirl said...

Look at the smug smile, me thinks she just wants attention..