Last night was supposed to be Lindsay Lohan's big birthday party celebration. It has been scheduled for weeks and it was supposed to be a night where the SCRAM would no longer be an issue, and a celebration of avoiding jail yet again. It was going to be a drunk-a-palooza of epic proportions. Until late last night the party was still scheduled to happen. I guess someone in her family convinced her to stay home and just have a one woman pill party though because she was a no show at her own shindig. Love that word.
Earlier in the day she finally thought of some harebrained halfwit idea to explain her f-bomb on her fingernail. She took to her Twitter and said,
“Didn't we do our nails as a joke with our friend? It had nothing to do w/court.. it's an airbrush design from a stencil.”
So, because it was a stencil it was ok to put it on before court? Anyway, she must have been high when she came up with that one. I would have gone with something like “I did it as a statement to all those who don't believe in me,” or something like that. That would have at least sounded reasonable. She sucks at coming up with spin. Of course she probably had Dina screaming at her the whole time because Dina does not know how she is going to make a living with Lindsay in jail. Meanwhile, Michael is thinking about his “exclusive prison interviews with Lindsay” stories he can sell to Radar over the upcoming months.