Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Random Photos Part Three

Christina Aguilera like you have never seen her before.
No doubt all captured on film for their show.
It's Danielle Staub's kids. They must be so proud of their mom. Now they have something to aspire to when they get older.
Meanwhile lots of the other Housewives cast were boozing it up.
Elisabetta Canalis is a graduate of the Katie Holmes jeans wearing school.
This guy kind of looks like he is going in for a kiss with Enrique Iglesias.
Nope, just whispering about he has Anna Kournikova bikini pictures on his hard drive.
Do they include the violin when you buy this?
Dita von Teese walking the runway clothed and
unclothed.
Umm, yeah.
The model that fell was probably trying to run from the lion.

19 comments:

not on my dollar said...

Stop pretending. You know that lionhead guy is too funny.

RocketQueen said...

As ridiculous as I find these fashions to be, I must admit I like looking at the pictures. It's a form of theatre, these runway shows.

Shmooey said...

The only thing wrong with the lion in the full evening dress is those boots.

Tenley said...

I always knew Dita had to have some super-hardwear corset of some sort on underneath.

Mango said...

Are you sure that's Christina Aguilera??

Crazy Danielle Staub's daughters are really sweet and the older one has a budding modeling career. I have the feeling that Danielle is already planning how to spend the money. Someone released a 15-minute porn tape of Danielle cavorting for the camera and it's pretty vile. I'm sure her daughters are going to be harassed by other kids when they go back to school.

That lion head is pretty goofy, by the way. lol

TinselSass said...

Elisabetta C is the kind of celeb I wish Enty would never feature. Star fkr = the nadir of cultural relevance.

Tallulah said...

Is the older girl on the right also a Danielle Staub kid? Just wondering.

Cancan said...

The older one on the right is Lori Michaels.

The model daughter has gained a lot of weight. Nothing wrong with that - she looks great, and she was very thin before - but I guess she's given up on the modeling thing. Mama must be pissed.

Robert said...

I think that picture on top is one of the Olsen twins--it looks nothing like Christina Aguilera, and whoever it it has the Mary-Kate fashion sense for sure.

MadLyb said...

I do like these fashions for some odd reason. You can't go too wrong with classic, flowing gowns. Or Dita Von Teese, whom I adore.

nunaurbiz said...

Love that red gown! I'm always surprised when those shows feature something that an ordinary gal could wear :-D

Mango said...

@Cancan - it wouldn't surprise me if Danielle's daughter gained weight deliberately in order sabotage her career and piss off her mother. Danielle, the mother who threw a party to celebrate her daughter landing a modeling gig...and then didn't invite her daughter. The party was allllll about Danielle crowing and bragging to her "friends". (Yes, I watch TRHONJ and most of the craptastic shows on Bravo.)

DC said...

It's my guess that the lion is a reference to the children's book 'Dandelion':

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Dandelion/Don-Freeman/e/9780140502183

hotchacha said...

I don't care, I love the lion.

MCH said...

Love these fashion show captions.

lisap515 said...

that looks like Christina to me why am I the only one who sees it?

__-__=__ said...

I love the lion too! And the downed model. Hope she's not hurt but jeez, isn't it her job to WALK?!?!?!?!

Danielle said...

@lisa.. I agree I think that looks exactly like Christina and you can tell it's definatley her from her freakishly narrow shoulders. =)

Tara said...

Yes, the picture looks like Christina now that I know who it is, but when I first saw it, I thought it was Ashlee Simpson!

That red dress is gorgeous!