Paris Hilton continued her world tour of jails yesterday as she and DMX continue to race head to head to see who can see the inside of more jails in one summer. Paris was detained or arrested or whatever word you want to use twice for pot overseas, and now last night she was arrested for coke.
The police made a traffic stop. Paris was a passenger. The male driver was arrested for DUI and drug possession. Paris was arrested for coke possession after police found coke in her purse. Now, Paris says it was not her purse. Kind of like they were not Lindsay's pants.
Oh, how I love Paris Hilton being arrested. Oh, how I love when she is brought down off her high horse and all her lies where she pretends she has never been caught doing drugs or all the video proof that she is an awful, awful human being. I am still mad at Larry King for letting her get away with lies on his show and not calling her on any of them. He should have retired then and there after seeing what an awful job he did.
Anyway, Lisa Bloom was on The Early Show this morning, and while she is Michael Lohan's attorney she does predict all kinds of doom and gloom for Paris so it is definitely worth a viewing.