Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Paris Hilton Almost Got Away With It


With Paris Hilton facing felony charges now, I think it is interesting to see how close she got to getting out of this. First of all, to think there was no special treatment in all of this is ridiculous. Next time you get pulled over at a traffic stop, go ahead and tell the police you are embarrassed and need to pee and see if all of you head off to a hotel lobby together. Go ahead and give it a try.

The officer said he recognized Paris Hilton the second he saw her. Also not a good sign. When someone asks for lip balm out of their purse and the officer lets them get it, not a good sign. You just know Paris was going for the coke. Yes, she is vain enough to want to put lip balm on while the police are arresting her boyfriend, but she was going for it. She was going to try and grab it before she went to the bathroom. Remember she had to pee. She was not under arrest at this point and if she could have retrieved that bindle it would have been in the toilet and Paris would have said it was tragic that her boyfriend got arrested for driving under the influence of drugs but she has given up the stuff.

Lucky for us, her hands were not fast enough or she didn't get a good grip and it fell out. Paris then played the some of these things are mine like the money and the credit card. Oh, and yes to this and this, but no to that. Please.

She got thisclose to going free. But she didn't!!!!!

24 comments:

canadachick said...

what flush the drugs..i thought she was gonna stick them up her vajayja..according to the idiot at IUC-its an exclusive after all rofling....

Kate said...

The news outlets keep refering to her "defense strategy" as being she's claiming that the purse isn't hers, etc. etc. I thought possession was possession-whether it was yours originally or not. Maybe I'm wrong, but if you have illegal stuff on you and you get busted no judge is really going to sit there and hear the excuses. Are they?

Shmooey said...

Has that police officer never watched "Cops"? Almost every single person that gets pulled over on suspicion of drug possession tries some subterfuge to get rid of the drugs right under the cops' noses.

Police psychometric tests should include testing for level of famestruckness. No one susceptible to it ought to be allowed onto the force.

And yes, I realise that would decimate the number of police officers, but still.

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

Giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy...

Carrie L. said...

Yes, she didn't go free...yet. I'm still thinking the most she'll get is probation & a fine that cost less than that purse of hers. I so hope I am wrong, though...

Of course out of all of this she got her media coverage back. It had to be very upsetting to her that everyone had a Kardashian on their website or magazine every day, yet she had almost disappeared. I'm sure she's thrilled because let's face it - she doesn't care if it's bad or good press, she just wants the press.

__-__=__ said...

Bwahahahahahahahahahah!

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Is anyone with the herp ever really free? No matter how much shit she gets away with, she'll always have the gift that keeps on giving, and that, makes me laugh.

Cheryl said...

Lol @ Sue Ellen. At the end of the day, she has to live with the fact that she's Paris Hilton.

nancer said...

i think she's changed her story several times. doesn't she now say it is her purse, but someone else put the coke in there?
either way, it's a much used defense and where i live, it never works. but being L.A. and her being famous, she won't do any time, i'm sure.

if you're famous out there, you can just do shit with impunity. no penalties for you.

not on my dollar said...

It really doesn't matter because she won't do any jail time or if she does it won't be significant compared to the average Joe.

i said...

I wonder, has she figured out Luck left her standing by the curb. World wide it seems.

No matter how famous you are, not every Cop loves famous people. She's a mark now. Every where she goes, someone wants a promotion. She's a bust away from giving someone a leg up the ladder.

Jennifer said...

I was in court once where a lady got pulled over and charged with possession, she claimed she was borrowing the car from a friend and had "no idea" the dope pipe was in there...the judge sent her straight from the courtroom accompanied by an officer to the probation offices where she was to be drug tested and the judge said they'd go from there. Interesting...btw never found out what happened to her, but I imagine she was found guilty anyway.

Sylvia said...

Twice she had gotten away with it now I am hoping she gets a big fine and some jail time.

Icecat said...

This is really the best news I've heard all summer :) Love it!

i said...

One last thing, Nevada doesn't play around. They are known for locking people up, for Felonies. She has a prior record and they are use to putting famous people in Prison, unlike California.

RocketQueen said...

@Jennifer - exactly! Not yours, Paris? Then let's just do a little testy-testy and see for sure, shall we? I suspect she'll wiggle her way out of this somehow, but it's because I've been hurt before. Don't get my hopes up, Enty!

surfer said...

This whole thing pisses me off, for many reasons. This is her THIRD drug problem (for lack of a better word) this summer. In South Africa, she got her friend to take the fall for her. A week or two later in Italy, she got into trouble again for weed, but was let go without being charged.

Now she actually said the purse belonged to a friend. I don't think she'll find someone willing to step up for her this time.

And once they had her at the police station after finding the coke, like RocketQueen said, they should have tested her right there. Let her try and wiggle out of that.

IF she gets off, it will probably only be because the cop broke the chain of evidence by allowing her to go into the hotel. She was smart and probably knew this. She told the cop she was embarrassed by all the people who had gathered around and were watching all this go down.

Will be very interesting to see how this plays out.

Lana's Blog said...

I think being back in the spotlight is worth the jail time to her.

sunnyside1213 said...

What to say? She is like teflon. Nothing sticks.

sunnyside1213 said...

What to say? She is like teflon. Nothing sticks.

weezy said...

OMG CarrieL, you've got it -- all summer long it's been Kardashian/Lohan/JerseyShore in the news. Paris is hitting 30 and is desperate for some sort of attention.

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

I won't hold my breath on this girl doing any time.

Merlin D. Bear said...

What's her excuse going to be for a positive drug test?
"That's not my blood/urine...I'm just holding it for a friend." ??

abigail7881 said...

I heard on Howard Stern today that apparently she keeps the cocaine in a condom that she keeps in her va-jayjay. Yuck, I know, but thats how she supposedly goes though customs and stuff.

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