OK, maybe I should not have said the thing about the unicorns because I would like to believe in them too. Traci Johnson, is the woman that Tiki Barber decided he would rather be with than his 8 month pregnant wife. You know, the woman he had been married to for 11 years. You know, the woman he got pregnant even though he was seeing Traci Johnson.
Well, Traci wrote a little blurb on crushable.com and it sounds as if she thinks crushable might be Redbook or that she is writing a personal ad. Maybe a little of both. She says they never crossed the line of inappropriateness while he was married. Yeah, raise your hands if you believe that. Umm, Traci, they are still married now. She also knows that Tiki did not leave his wife for her. Noooo, he left her because their marriage had deteriorated. Uh huh. Keep on believing what you want.
Apparently Tiki must really like her a lot because her favorite night in is watching an episode of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Yes, she really said it, and yes she says they own the entire series. Oh what fun. Oh, and when they go out, it is to a cozy wine bar with friends. You know all her other teenage friends. Oh, and to show you they are not pretentious they refuse to go to any restaurant that serves a three course meal or more. So, does that mean no dessert?