It is not often that I compliment a tabloid cover, but this week In Touch has pretty much every possible gossip angle covered. Their lead story is about how Scott Disick is planning a tell all book about the Kardashians which would bad mouth all of them except Kourtney. Is there some question that Khloe is not a Kardashian? Yes, she is two feet taller than the rest of them, but she looks like them I think. Scott also thinks that he should be starring in his own tv show because he is special. So, if he did get one, then he would have got one because his baby mama has a sister who made a sex tape with a D lister. That is really stretching it for fame.
The cover also features Jennifer Aniston who is fighting over a man and also has Sandra Bullock in an indirect way because Jesse James has apparently got Kat Von D pregnant. And to round out the cover, some Real Housewives. The only thing really missing is some Brad and Angelina but they kind of have that covered with Jen. Plus, Brad is inside the magazine cheating on Angelina. They have the pregnancy angle covered and although not a divorce shocker, they do have the fact that Khloe is not a Kardashian and if Scott writes the book and splits with Kourtney that is a separation. I want to know who hooked up with the pool boy. Was it Scott?