Oh how I wish Lindsay Lohan's expression could have been seen on television, although the picture of her in handcuffs is pretty good. Lindsay was sure she was not going to have to go to jail today. She was sure that next month she would get sentenced to 30 days and just have to serve an hour or two. Instead, the judge did not offer Lindsay bail and sent her to jail to await her October 22nd hearing. That is 28 days of Lindsay sitting in jail.
Yes, I am sure Dina Lohan will describe this as a tragic miscarriage of justice and how her daughter does not deserve to be in jail with murderers or other violent offenders. Umm, Dina she is not. She gets her own special area where she gets to do what she wants. 28 days in jail. You know what? She might actually get clean. Of course what will probably happen is the judge or someone will break down and decide to give her bail and she will be out before October 22nd, but for now we can smile. Drinks on me.