Angus T Jones may be the luckiest kid in the world. A few years ago he got plucked from bit role obscurity and put on Two And A Half Men. Well, today is Angus' 17th birthday and he just signed a new contract that will pay him $300K an episode plus a $500K signing bonus. So, what that means is that over the next two years, Angus will make $14.9M for his 48 episodes. Yep, almost $15M. Everyone else on the show is getting paid huge bucks so I guess the kid should too. I can't even imagine what Charlie Sheen told him to spend it on. Probably hookers and blow. Oh, and really good lawyers for when you threaten to kill your wife. Why does Charlie even bother getting married?