Charlie Sheen showed his two eldest girls what a wonderful role model he is by taking them and their mom to New York. You know, for Broadway plays like Mary Poppins and shopping sprees at FAO Schwartz. Heck, Charlie might have even paid Denise for a a couple of hours of fun for old times sake. Anyway, when your dad is Charlie Sheen, the good times must end at some point, so the kids will now get to read about how their dad came back to their hotel drunk and with a hooker. Charlie, being Charlie then got naked and presumably the hooker did too. At some point Charlie could not find his wallet or his cell phone. Probably when he was going to pay the woman and grab her a cab. So, instead of knocking on the room next door and asking Denise for some money, Charlie trashed his hotel room, the cops were called and the next thing you know Charlie is being taken to the hospital by Denise and admitting himself for evaluation.
Police have not decided whether to charge Charlie with anything. They probably won't as long as he coughs up the dough to pay for all the damage. Considering he makes $2M a week, I think he can probably afford it and throw in a hooker for each of the staff too. That way Charlie can get his buy 10 hookers get one free card punched that much sooner.