It seems like every British tabloid this morning decided today that they would write that Kate Moss got secretly married back in August to Jamie Hince. For some reason though, no one bothered to ask Kate if she was actually married. For once, Kate Moss talked about her personal life and said that she is definitely not married and any implication that she is would be factually incorrect. See, why do people have to add on the little qualifier. Just say I am not married and be done with it. Adding that last bit about factually incorrect means to me they probably got married in Italy somewhere as reported but probably did not sign a license or they are only legally married in Italy or something so therefore to say she is married is factually incorrect.
The couple both wear rings and they have been together for a couple of years and I refuse to spend any more time today writing about whether Kate Moss did in fact get married because I don't think anyone other than her family actually cares. Did you wake up this morning and say, “Ohh, I wonder if Kate Moss got married today. I can't wait to start my day and find out. She and Jamie are sooo perfect for each other.” Of course you didn't. So, enough.