Monday, October 25, 2010

Oksana Is Only Worth $75K To Playboy


If I am Oksana Grigorieva, and thank goodness I am not or else I would have had sex with Mel Gibson, I would be offended. Jwowww, of Jersey Shore fame just turned down $400K to pose nude for Playboy. That is a lot of money. I think Jwoww will probably end up regretting she did not take that offer because in about 30 minutes when her fame runs out she would probably jump at the chance to earn that much money for taking off her clothes.

According to TMZ, Oksana has been offered a full nude layout and the cover of Playboy but they are only willing to shell out $75K to have her on the cover. That seems really low if Jwowww was offered $400K. I don't have any desire to really see Oksana naked, but I would think she would sell almost as many magazines as Jwowww because Oksana's story is more interesting. Jwowww has nothing to say about anything.

17 comments:

Nutty_Flavor said...

Oksana's story is probably NOT more interesting to Playboy's audience, young horny straight guys.

Do they really want to make themselves happy to naked pictures of a 40-year-old mom of 2?

Jwowww is probably much more their speed.

Susan said...

I agree with Nutty Flavor. JWoww is in her 20s on one of the most popular shows. She would outsell Oksana. I can't believe JWoww turned down the offer. She pratically shows her goodies for free in her trashy ensembles.

And I am proud to say that I am officially off of Jersey Shore. I can't believe I subjected myself to that trash. The people are vile.

Barton Fink said...

@Nutty, and after JWoww's see-through mesh outfit in the next-to-last episode of Jersey Shore, I think we've already seen everything.

Moosefan said...

So trick got money from People magazine, and now she wants money from Playboy? Even in this economy, gold diggin' is tough. And I agree that she is gross.
Is anyone else wondering how much she has/had shaken her son's father for? I know that Mel has lost his mind and all, it just seems to me that this trick is going through lawyers at a record pace and wanting way high money for child support (which sounds to me like whore support).

DJ said...

i thought jwoww wanted to do playboy but couldn't because of an MTV contract issue.

RocketQueen said...

@Barton - that shirt she was wearing made me gasp - and I'm no prude.

awesome balla. said...

@DJ: you beat me to it.

Karmen said...

"Jwowww has nothing to say about anything."

None of the cast of The Jersey Shore does. I thought that was the whole point the show. Vacuous people doing vacuous things.

valerie said...

Enty, you're assuming that people read Playboy for the articles!

selenakyle said...

If J-Woww poses for anything, anywhere, anytime, I sure hope they cover her belly button!

Tenley said...

I really think it's a deliberate slam. I do. I think they deliberately lowballed as sort of a wink wink to Mel == all these guys basically publicly saying she's not worth nearly the price she thinks. I think that's no small part of what the $75k number is about.

cricket said...

I think 75K is way way more than Oksana is worth. She's just a gold digging whore who gets knocked up with celeb kids for money.Why would anyone want to pay money to see her? She's nobody.

lanasyogamama said...

JWoww has a really effective trashy look. I BELIEVE her trashiness.

parissucksliterally said...

JWoww is ugly, has bad legs and bolt-on titties. Why the hell was she offered so much money?

This extortionst gets offered 75k. what a world we live in.

MCH said...

They're both kind of gross....

Agree w/ Nutty_Flavor's assessment of why JWOWWWW was offered more.

HudsonJoe said...

I suspect the reason they offered so little for Oksana is because she evokes a lot of negative reaction herself. In my circle of friends the reaction to her are range she played Mel for a large payday to she is in cahoots with the Russian mob trying to make an out sized payday.

shakey said...

Maybe the offer to Jwoww was lower, and she threatened to beat their asses if they didn't come up with a better price.

Oh, and Jersey Shore Season 3 starts in January. I thought it would be done and over.