So, last night I managed to watch the first two episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. First things first, Paris Hilton's aunts look exactly like her and even talk like her so I am really struggling to keep from muting Kim and Kyle. The thing is I actually like Kyle. She is pretty normal. Kim, on the other hand is totally dependent on her children, has no social skills and pretty much complains about everything from the time she wakes up until she goes to bed.
The other thing I noticed is that unlike all of the other cities, the women in Beverly Hills actually have money. Lots and lots and lots of money. Obnoxious gobs of money. A $1000 chocolate Easter Bunny?
Camille Grammer. I don't know how Kelsey managed to stay married to her for as long as he did. She says that she is her own person and not in Kelsey's shadow but she calls him every five minutes. Their house is huge. Actually it is not even a house it is like a college campus. It is huge. But, as Camille is happy to pint out they have two other homes in LA, two in New York, one in Colorado, one in Hawaii and she probably listed more, but just like her interior designer, my eyes started to glaze over. The woman bought a tray for $5000. It was not gold or silver or platinum. It was just this thing that looked something from a pottery class. From the looks of it she was going to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on decorating an apartment in New York which she admitted she would not really be staying in because she was going to be staying at their place in The Hamptons.
I have not really formed an opinion on Ms. Maloof except that she has a very jealous husband. Extremely. So far it pains me to admit, but I like Kyle and Lisa VanderPump the best. Oh, and Brody Jenner's mom needs to cut back on the lip injections for awhile.