Friday, October 15, 2010

Reason # 4,876,342 That Michael Lohan Is An Idiot


Much like McDonald's has said they have served billions and billions of burgers, Michael Lohan has shown us that he has billions and billions of ways of being an idiot. In his latest example of idiocy and to draw attention to himself because that seems to be his full time job, Michael has said that he plans to start drinking again and then get admitted to rehab at Betty Ford so he can be close to Lindsay. Uh huh. And what makes him so sure that Betty Ford will take him? I am guessing they won't. Oh, can you imagine a drunk Michael Lohan? You think he is an obnoxious ass now, I can just imagine when he is drinking that he must be a huge ray of sunshine.

Oh, he also says that he is going to get himself arrested at Betty Ford if they won't let him in to see his daughter. Do you think maybe Michael that what Lindsay needs is some time away from the two people in the world who seem to only see dollar signs flashing when they think of Lindsay? Yep, Michael that is you and Dina.

17 comments:

looserdude said...

I laughed when I saw the picture. Thanks, Enty.

RocketQueen said...

He is an embarrassment to the human species. Every move he makes needs media along for the ride. Why he hasn't gotten it through his head that he's only worsening Lindsay's mental state, I don't know. It's not rocket science.

MommaBear said...

I almost feel sorry for Lindsay. She doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of turning her life around with those two twats for parents. Their sheer stupidity and sense of self worth is pathetic, and I hope that everywhere they go people start heckling them and pelting them with poo....perhaps then they'll slither back to the gutter.

mikey said...

I was enjoying my lunch until I saw his photo.

Cheryl said...

That's better than mesh shirt Lohan!

If this was your plan, why would you tell anyone about it? What a moron and what a stupid idea.

Lady J said...

He is a worthless piece of garbage. I in NO WAY feel sorry for Lindsay, but this piece of crap is not doing her any favors but continuously trying to force himself in her life. She will NEVER get better with people like him and Dina in her life. He needs to leave her alone and give her time, cause all he is doing now is pushing her further and further away.
I wish they would all fall into a bottomless pit so we wouldn't have to hear or think about them ever again.

canadachick said...

i just threw up a little in my mouth.......god cover up that "situation"

Robert said...

It's obvious that his attempts at seeing Lindsay are all about HIS needs, not hers. Sometimes, if you're genuinely concerned about someone's welfare, the only thing to do is the most difficult thing to do, namely, back off and give them space and time. If the relationship can be repaired, it will be; if not, not.

Luvtheblinds said...

He (and the other idiot,Dina) is living proof and the ultimate argument as to why we need to control having babies with a test and a license...how those kids have survived at all is a miracle. I don't think either of them could have passed anything. Just think...a world without the Lohans...:)

Paisley said...

Doesn't Michael have a bunch of other kids with Dina? Does he try so hard to see any of them?

Ruse said...

Excellent point Paisley...how must this make his other children (legit & not so much legit) feel? Maybe if they up their earning power he'll care about them too. Which, I suppose, is reason enough for the other Lohan chirruns to never get a job. Gah.

weezy said...

Last week he said he didn't think she should do the Lovelace bio film, that no father would want to see his daughter portraying tings like that. It was such a sensible, mature thing to say that I got suspicious.

I realized he wants her to cancel the deal, make it dead legally, so he can re-do it as her manager or producer and get a percentage of it.

zandra said...

She's made it clear she doesn't want a relationship with her ex father, why won't he leave that girl alone? I think Dina had to over compensate for this jerk and his antics, which is just a recipe for disaster. He's a sociopath, his behavior has been insane since he decided she needs her daddy in her life.

Hire the looks alike lap dancer from Scores again Michael, leave that poor daughter of yours alone. The damage has been done.

MCH said...

OMG, what is his other hand holding? Blech!

Robert said...

@MCH: I didn't notice that at first. Typicalof him, isn't it? This picture is just NASTY!

MCH said...

@Robert - Yes. I think he fancies himself as quite the stud.

bionic bunny! said...

IIRC, i believe betty ford won't take relatives at the same time.
i guarantee daddy-doo couldn't afford it, anyway.

i also think if she leaves ford early, or fucks off in anyway, she's going to be screwed. next step is rehab/martial law... i hear there are some VERY tough ones (not run by the scios) in florida. she's running out of kiss-ass celeb b & bs masquerading as rehab!