Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Today's Blind Items - Coke Mom Returns

when we last checked in with Coke Mom she was actually doing better. Well, better has turned into really bad now. At least for one night. Coke Mom went to an event at her child/ren's school last week. It was a combination of talk to the teachers and general kind of meeting. Our actress mom was absolutely blitzed. She could barely utter a sentence, carried around her shoes all night because she could not walk on the heels and whenever she would introduce herself, would add, "And yes I am her." I want to make it clear she was not driving that night. Her long suffering husband was.

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  1. Debra Messing, that comment is totally something I think a whacked out her would say.

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  2. Messing is still the only guess that fits all the clues - and maybe her BFF Harmon?

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  3. Someone a while back posted Brooke Shields, did we exclude her, and how? Still like Messing better, but considering Shields was with Agassi during his drug using years, I'm starting to second guess...

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  4. "And yes I am her." Wonder how many people didn't have a clue who she was.

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  5. Messing son is 6 years old, which would make him old enough for first grade, no?

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  6. i don't who this is but i nominate Ashlee Simpson-Wentz for Junior Coke Mom.

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  7. In NYC for sure, since you start pre-K if you will be turning 4 before December 31st. If he is 6 and has a birthday before December 31st, it is very likely he is in 1st grade. Not that her kids would be attending public school or anything.

    And yes, I am that KLM.

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  8. What about Diane Lane for coke mom? She's in the random photos today.

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  9. Poor Diane more than likely prays that her hubby doesn't lose his temper.

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  10. Yeah, I'm not sure I'd want to be alone in the car with a ticked-off Josh Brolin.

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  11. Diane is already big in pictures where as Coke Mom would "kill to be big in pictures" as per Enty. Also Coke mom's husband is a regular dude not a celebrity.

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  12. @ jax - I second that nomination.

    Diane Lane would be a good guess, but I don't think Josh Brolin could be called "long suffering".

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  13. I'm still holding onto hope it isn't Debra. Unfortunately, the "And yes I am her" makes me think it is.

    I don't understand why someone would show-up in that condition in the first place. Couldn't she have sent the husband, grandparents, aunt, uncle, nanny, gardener or cabana boy?

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  14. @jax - third

    The main clue about Coke Mom was someone who had done tv and would would do just about anything to make it in movies.

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  15. "Long suffering husband" needs to kick her to the curb. She is dangerous to have around the children.

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  16. I posted/suggested about Brooke Shields. She was at an event (we narrowed down this event that matched a clue in the blind) and in a picture with Messing & Harmon. Made me think of her as a possiblity.

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  17. i think Debra Messing might be it,she hasn't done a thing really since tv,so that tells me she might be a nightmare to work with...on top of her big overinflated ego.

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  18. Honestly, how old her son is isn't a big deal- I have a son in Preschool and the school does parent/teacher nights all the way down to those grades. Which talking with parents who have kids in private schools seems to be the norm (they're really big on wanting to talk to you so that you'll pay them more money!) So yeah, Messing would definitely be in the running.

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  19. yeah, i thought tori was coke mom. whenever i read the coke mom blinds i always picture her throughout the description

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  20. Actually Whitney, we private school teachers often speak with our student's parents because it is our job to let them know how their children are doing. The asking for money bit is taken care of by the Development Office.

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  21. Debra Messing has degrees from NYU and Brandeis University... not too shabby. I would think that with all that time in all those liberal arts schools she'd probably have a better understanding of grammar than to say "I am her"... maybe?

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  22. Really?

    Dean is "long suffering"?

    Not trying to be snarky, but I don't think of him that way. Long "mooching" or long "left my wife and kid and new born baby for rich bag of bones" but NOT long suffering.

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  23. Diane Lane has step kids and I can't imagine her husband tolerating her being coked out when his kids visit. Her daughter with Christopher Lambert is about 17 and earlier blinds made it seem that Coke Mom has small kids.

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  24. What happened to the Angie Harmon guess? Was it ruled out?

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  25. @lana i thought the guesses were narrowed to dm and cc after the coffee table incident..i might be wrong though

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  26. Debra Messing's son is most certainly in school- I know exactly where he goes....he even takes Karate where I do. (obviously not in the same class- lol)

    The fact that the kid is in school rules out Asslee....I always thought it was her.

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  27. lanasyogamama, Angie Harmon is guessed to be Coke Mom #2.

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  28. And remember, parissucks, just because Asslee isn't the Coke Mom doesn't mean she's not a coke mom. :)

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  29. Thanks Friends!

    I think Asslee is most definitely A coke mom.

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  30. Katie - My thoughts exactly. Then again, I know plenty of well educated people with less than perfect grammar.

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  31. Oh and Debra Messy FTW

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  32. I put the link to the original coke mom bi on the Crazy Days and Nights page on facebook (ALONG WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF!)

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  33. Everyone knows Debra Messing, her look is unique. I'm sorry. I think it is Angie Harmon. She would have to explain to EVERYONE who she was.

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  34. @hello kitty...
    for those of us not on facebook? Can you give us the links here? Please?
    Thanks!

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