While the rest of the world focuses on Katy Perry's quote in Harper's Bazaar calling Russell Brand, "A great man of God," I choose to focus on a different quote in the same article. While discussing how Russell is a vegetarian, Katy admits, "I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world." It really is the meat candy of the world. It goes well with so many things. Thanks to all of you and your frequent links on Facebook, I think I have tried 50 different kinds of bacon combination. This week was the first time I tried bacon chocolate though. Scrumptious. Seriously, they work so well together. Despite being such a large guy, I don't really eat much chocolate, I am more of a donut and pie eating guy. But, the bacon chocolate was incredible and I have eaten about ten bars since that first one.
I do worry that it will affect my mind though because Katy Perry is obviously losing her mind if she thinks Russell Brand is a great man of God. Really? Well, I guess it did say in the Bible to go forth and multiply. Judging by the sheer volume of people Russell Brand has had sex with I guess he was just doing his part. Not much multiplying though. Hmm, maybe Katy should have married Lil' Wayne. That guy can multiply.