You know how for the past few weeks we have been reading about how Courteney Cox and David Arquette are getting divorced? You know, how Courteney is getting it on with her Cougar Town co-star and David Arquette is making his way through every woman in Hollywood while he cries tears of pain?
Apparently, all of this is just a separation. No divorce. "I don't know what will happen, but this is not like we're getting divorced. This is a separation and I think that takes a lot of courage . . . Whatever is supposed to happen will be the best thing for us."
Umm, so this is all just like half time during their marriage and whatever happens during halftime does not count? Are they just going to stay separated forever?