When you don't have to leave the house until midnight, you get a lot of time to watch television. Because I watched Half Blood Prince, I only watched the first half of RHBH last night and watched the rest with my bacon sandwiches this morning at around 4:30am.
Wow. Seriously, I have to say last night and last week are the two best Real Housewives shows ever. I am calling this period the golden age of Camille. I cannot wait until someone makes a mashup of just Camille from the past two weeks. She was gold again this week.
Honestly, the last 30 minutes of the show I had to watch twice just because they were so good. Lets start when Camille hits the red carpet. Her supposed friend who rode in the limo with her was reduced to being a clothes and bag carrying grunt while Camille hit the red carpet. Like it was her job.
Having that guy examine her cleavage who was sitting next to her was so inappropriate and then he just kept staring.
After the show was the best. Camille saying something like, Going backstage to see Kelsey. He is kind of a big deal.” Then what happens? Kelsey practically throws her out of the dressing room on her ass. Camille wanted to be Mrs. Big Shot and Kelsey was, “Bye.”
The best moment though was when they were doing their on camera confessional type things and Camille says, “Kelsey and I have agreed to stop using Kyle's husband as our realtor. Let's face it. Kelsey is A list and Kyle's husband is just a local realtor. They are not in the same class.”
To know that last night Kyle was probably having a viewing party and laughing her ass off at Camille was probably the greatest thing ever.
Oh, and who thinks the Maloofs are headed for divorce? Going out with the guys instead of going to your in-laws after there has been a death in the family?