Over Christmas, Hugh Hefner asked Crystal Harris to marry him. The 84 year old asked the 24 year old to marry him. Apparently Holly Madison was too old for Hugh or perhaps she did not run the assembly line efficiently enough for Hugh. You know, women were taking longer than their allotted 1 minute on the old man's peen. Hugh said in his Twitter that Crystal cried. I am guessing she cried because she is going to have sleep with his tired old balls until he kicks the bucket now. I don't think they were tears of joy.
So, if my math is correct, and honestly, it can be off sometimes, Hugh was 60 years old when Crystal was born. Yep, 60. So, basically he was almost eligible for social security when his new bride was born.
Do you think Holly still cares?