Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Snooki Will Be The New Year's Ball Drop


When the ball drops in New York this New Year's Eve it won't just be the usual ball drop. Instead, MTV has decided to put the very tiny Snooki inside the ball and have her lowered into Times Square at midnight. As a part of this ball dropping, the cast of Jersey Shore will be trying to get the crowd to set a world record for fist bumping. Not fist fighting, but actual fist bumping. Judging by past behavior I would say there is the chance for both to occur.

34 comments:

parissucksliterally said...

This Jersey Shore shit is out of control.

RocketQueen said...

Anyone else read that headline/caption and immediately think of teabagging?

Missjenny619 said...

Seriously. I couldn't agree more.

Out of control.

I can't wait for them all to go the eff away.

The Nightmare Child said...

That's it.

New York has officially lost it's NYE privileges.

blue sky said...

Please say this is a joke. What a disgrace to the holiday and this country!

jess said...

@RocketQueen hahahaha...I thought "balls drop on snooki? wtf?"

so this means AC will not be there? just Jersey Shore? that sucks.

bonnjill said...

LOL, Nightmare Child!

I had been thinking about getting cable again so I could watch the ball drop, but thanks to this news I am going to remain cable-free.

timebob said...

I'm so embarrased to be a New Yorker sometimes.

nataliesinger said...

The road that began with the first shot of Paris Hilton has led us to this ridiculous person who is at the very least an embarrassment to anyone else that is from Jersey, Italian, tan, short, likes pickles or has a brain. The ilk out there now, Kate, the Palins, pregnant teen mothers, Bachelors/ettes, Jersey Shore lumps, et.al, all of them make their leader Paris appear to be a woman of substance.

ForSure said...

Why? Why why why?

captivagrl said...

just stupid. stop encouraging these losers, please.

Mr Pink said...

I would never wish physical harm on anyone.
having said that.

If the ball broke off and free fell, landing on the rest of the JS crew, would it be a bad thing?

I will watch Dick Clark mumble into 2011. Hopefully I won't be able to see the Snook from CBS's (is it CBS) cameras.

Mango said...

@ bonnjill - You need cable to see the ball drop? I thought it was televised on one of the big three networks.

Snooki being lowered inside the ball seems like a total non-event. Unless the cable breaks or the gears get jammed and Snooki's stuck for at least the length of time the Chilean miners were underground. Now THAT would be an event.

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Karmen said...

@timebob - I'm embarrassed to be an American with this fuckery.

MISCH said...

I will be sleeping New Years Day is party central at my house...lots to do..

Tenley said...

I know I watched on TV one year and they commented on a tile falling off that thing. How in the hell can it be safe to have a drunk-off-her-ass Snooki inside that thing for however long bouncing around like a damn fool? I can't see this ending well.

skeeball said...

I hope there is a nor'easter on New Year's Eve and she gets blown out into the Atlantic and lands in Fennoscandia.

The Nightmare Child said...

@ Karmen - <3 Love it <3


And is it bad that I get a warm fuzzy feeling when I think about the ball falling on Snooki Wicked Witch of The East style?

MontanaMarriott said...

O/T Enty, Did you hear Aretha Franklin was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer?!?!
So sad

kathrynnova said...
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kathrynnova said...

snooki's balls are dropping?

Unknown said...

Please let that be a hoax! I refuse to believe it!

ForSure said...

Karmen, best quote today. I want it on a t-shirt. :)

audrey said...

Way to ruin a perfectly good holiday event, New York. Fuck I hate this bitch. May she and the Kardashian family get lost at sea during 2011.

penelope said...

As a Native New Yorker, I am absolutely disgusted that they would tarnish our New Years Eve celebration with such trash (Snookie). Is this for real?? I am speechless.....

JoElla said...

::palmforeahead::

No words.. just no words about the little oompa loompa

Char said...

Can we put her in the ball and drop it in the East River?

cricket said...

I would watch the ball drop on top of Snooki. But I have no desire to watch Snooki drop in the ball. Unless as someone else said the cable breaks and the ball lands on the rest of those idiots from Jersey Shore. I swear reality TV is ruining this country.

cheesegrater15 said...

Oh please let it malfunction and drop on the entire cast. On live TV. I'd sacrifice a herd of baby goats to make this happen!

fairylights said...

Their 15 minutes of fame was up awhile ago, they need to go away. Preferably somewhere far away. Without electrical hookups so that we never have to be poluted by their presence again. Blech.

Unknown said...

Gack. She looks like a baked potato. These people make it difficult to be proud to be Italian. If she were one of my daughters she'd have a hard time going anywhere because my foot would be rammed right up her ass.

Sickening.

Jenn said...

How the hell can they drop a Jersey girl in Times Square? Couldn't they at least have found a horrible *New York* reality star?

Meg said...

LOL @ Mr. Pink

I wonder if Ryan Seacrest is responsible for this....

Times Square NYE + Dick Clark has always been on my bucket list.

I was looking up her net worth & someone on a message board said she is a "skanky loud filthy mouth bimbo with a weird shape" HA

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