Friday, December 17, 2010

This Would Be A Great Jerry Springer


You know what I wish for this holiday season, I wish for Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley to go on Jerry Springer. The Springer like it was back in the day when people would be yelling and screaming over some ugly looking dude sitting in a chair and all you could think to yourself was what in the f**k are those two people fighting over that guy for? Sure, the women or the guys would be no great shakes themselves, but, still, you would think they would open their eyes and get a clue.

OK! Magazine has a report that Gary has a new girlfriend named Ashley. Well, one day Ashley and Amber went to Gary's house, and while Ashley yelled at Gary, Amber hit him a few times. Apparently Gary has been having sex with both Amber and Ashley and more also. Umm, really? This guy? Seriously? What do these women see in him? After the fight, Ashley went over to Amber's house, but could not stay away from Gary's hot body for long because she ended up staying the night with him while continuing to yell at him.

15 comments:

RocketQueen said...

And then straight from Springer to Maury, so everyone can find out who the baby daddy of Amber's new child is.

New Life and Attitude said...

I agree RQ! I would actually watch both shows.

I have no idea what these people see in Gary.

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

You'd think from one big man to another, Enty would appreciate the extra-large chasers...

skeeball said...

That poor baby! The chaos and uncertainy around that child is horrendous and I don't see it changing. so sad

FS said...

Where do they live? Maybe he's considered a real catch there, you know, grading on the geographical curve and all that.

nancer said...

well, amber met one of her recent BF's (an ex-con on work release) in the walmart parking lot, so that gives you an idea of the standards we're talking about here.

when you set your sights low, you increase your chances of 'success.'

sunnyside1213 said...

Good grief. What a circus.

Robert said...

@nancer: A friend of mine once told me: "The secret to happiness? Lower you standards!" It worked for him, apparently.

MCH said...

I'm so glad MTV made these people celebrities.

jax said...

hello, he's on tv. sluts love that shit.

Moosefan said...

He must be part plumber and must know how to lay the pipe. Sorry yall. There is NOT ENOUGH dark in the world to make me wanna see this one naked. And the fact that they are getting a fat check while my husband and many others are deployed this holiday season makes me want to vomit. Common sense is not common anymore.

chihuahuense said...

oh Moosefan, you are too funny! But on a serious note, yeah, it sucks. For real.

Praying your man!

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

@moosefan

I DIED at not enough dark in the world. I'm fully stealing that gem.

Thanks!

Moosefan said...

You are welcome! Feel free to use it!
And thanks for the prayers!

Char said...

Ew. Just, ew.

What is wrong with these people? Stop breeding!