Friday, March 26, 2010

Four For Friday

#1 & #2 - This A list female singer has been sleeping with her married producer. No big deal in Hollywood terms except for the fact she is engaged to a celebrity.

#3 & #4 - This former B list boy bander and now struggling to hold on to reality show fame was found passed out on his lawn twice last week after drinking and driving home to his celebrity girlfriend.

Random Photos Part Three

ABBA gets the top spot today because they are the closest to reuniting they have ever been. It would just be a one off show. They once got offered $1B for a tour so I think they would want $100M for the one show.
Anahi - Mexico City
Ashley Tisdale and her usually out of sight sister Jennifer who recently got married.
What to do on the set of your tv show? Perhaps some guitar. Do I hear Smelly Cat?
Oh, yes, well perhaps some football. No?
Well something has David very excited to stop shaving his head half way through. What could it be?
Booze!!
A great picture of Carey Mulligan, Shana Feste and Pierce Brosnan.
Eric Roberts and the smallest cup of ice cream ever.
Emma Watson gives her dress a thumbs up and so do I.
Gwyneth Paltrow coming out of a church. Yes, seriously.
Two reasons not to stick around for the extra hour of The Today Show.

Random Photos Part Two

Hayden P explains to her boxer boyfriend what a rock is and that you are not supposed to eat them.
Goodness Olive is growing up fast. Is she 2 yet?
One of my favorite pictures of the day. Josh Hartnett and Carla Gugino.
Jesse James taking his kids to school. Then he has to hurry home and have sex while listening to Mein Kampf on CD.
Justin Kirk is right up there with Beau Bridges in the scary eyebrow competition.
Speaking of scary. Jeremy's wig collection.
Speaking of wigs, Jeremy could learn from the master. John Travolta. Although, I think John
is more of a weave man now.
That's right Kristin C. Keep spending your money. I think you will find it a lot harder to pay for the shopping and coke binges when The Hills is over.
What do you think? Kevin Garnett has about two feet maybe over his wife?
Katharine McPhee tries a new hair color. One of these days she will find one that gets her some work.
A first time appearance for Lucy DeVito.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

This is the first picture I can remember seeing since Leelee Sobieski had her baby. She looks good. Except for the hiking boots.
I think Miley Cyrus still can't believe someone paid her to be in a movie for her acting while Greg Kinnear keeps saying to himself, "the check was really big. The check was really big."
Liam Hensworth and his brother Chris.
It's hard to believe this group of people is actually related to each other. And will someone for the love of God walk up to Billy Ray Cyrus with some tweezers and yank each one of those f**king hairs out of his chin.
Russell Brand on his way in to a Victoria's Secret party. Yeah, I can hear the clock striking midnight on that Katy Perry thing.
Apparently in Spain when the basketball season starts you find a player and surround him with Woody Woodpecker and a mariachi band.
Susan Boyle's new house.
The legendary Steve Earle and the equally amazing Allison Moorer.
I almost made this the top photo because I like Tim Blake Nelson so much. It was Keri Russel's mohawk that ruined it for Tim & Ed.
Is it me or does Tobey Maguire look different than he did before?
Tracy Morgan - New York
Wax Tailor - Paris

Puck Admits To Drinking With His Kid In The Car


Have you been following the story of Puck from The Real World? At first it sounded just like a bad accident where his 8 year old son saved his life. Now it has become so much more, but the main point still exists. Puck's son did save his father's life. Of course that saving might not have been necessary if Puck had not been drinking in the car. For some reason he admitted to The National Enquirer that he had been drinking. “I drank two shots of Jack Daniels in the car,” he admitted, “but I also ate a sandwich. I was doing about 40 when a deer jumped out in front of me.”

If someone says they had two shots of Jack they probably had four. Plus, I doubt he was pulling out a shot glass so he was probably drinking straight from the bottle or a flask. How can you do that when your 8 year old son is in the car? At first I thought this was just an unavoidable tragedy. Now I think it was if not totally avoidable, at least more so if he had not been drinking. I'm just grateful his son is doing better and out of the hospital.

Your Turn

Today is really simple. After reading about Sanjaya and his 110 m.p.h car chase, I am wondering what is the fastest you have ever driven or been a party to as a passenger. I am pretty tame. I think the fastest I have ever been a part of is about 120 m.p.h and that was legal. It was in Montana when they had the no speed limit thing for awhile.

Peaches Geldof - Heroin, Booze, Naked Photos & Scientology


If you believe the post over at Gawker, Peaches Geldof had one hell of a night last Thanksgiving. While the rest of us were polishing off the turkey and stealing the pumpkin pie from the refrigerator, Peaches Geldof and a guy she picked up that night had a one night stand for the ages. I will let you read the whole thing at Gawker, but apparently the night involved heroin with supplies being obtained at 4am at a pharmacy and a Denny's. It sounds from the report that Peaches was not a stranger to heroin as she knew what kind they had and what to do to it before injecting it. During the night they also had sex and Peaches posed for naked photos. In the morning, the guy who wrote the report said he woke up at the Celebrity Center for Scientology. I know, I know. Craziest Thanksgiving ever. For all of the pictures you can click here. It sure looks like her and she looks messed up.

Her legal team says the heroin use is untrue. Peaches' mom died of a heroin overdose so you would think if she was doing heroin, she would have learned that lesson.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which star is so bitchy she reduced a bandmate to tears saying she could not sing lead vocals ever? The babe in question is set on world domination...

White House Gate Crashers Will Be Stars Of RH - Washington DC


Apparently if you crash a party at the White House and ultimately cause someone to lose your job you get handsomely rewarded. Tareq and Michaele Salahi became famous overnight when they crashed a White House party while they were auditioning for the Real Housewives Of Washington DC. Apparently their stunt worked so now they are the stars of the series which starts airing in July. Oh, they are also going to write a book about that night and the incident because there are so many questions people want answered. Really? A whole book about a few hours? Why that would be as crazy as Miley Cyrus writing a new updated biography every year. Oh, wait. She does that doesn't she. Meanwhile, the former White House social secretary Desiree Rogers looks for a job.

Tori & Dean Deny They Are Divorcing


I swear I read a whole lot of gossip and I watch a whole lot of television. With that in mind, I know it is possible I miss things. For example, I barely caught the whole Jake Gyllenhaal, Drunken Stepfather real life fight. Things do slip by. But, I also think publicists are becoming more adept at making up replies to rumors that never existed. It seems to be happening more often. The latest example is this. Yesterday, Tori Spelling and Mr. Spelling went on Access Hollywood to talk about their marriage and how leaked footage from the new season of their show is edited and they are not getting a divorce.

They talk about ebbs and flows and the ups and downs of marriage. Dean talks about spending Tori's money. No not really. Do you remember any footage from their new season leaking? All I think this is, is a way to let the world know a new season of their show is on the way. Although I think they will get divorced as soon as the show ends, I think this is just a game publicists play now. Respond to a rumor that never existed because that way you can control the message.

Chloe Sevigny Trashes Big Love - Takes Cast Members With Her


If as an actor or actress you don't like the character on your show, then I think you should discuss that with the producers, director and writers. That's it. Sure, you might share with your fellow cast members your frustrations, but whatever you do you don't want to become known as the person who is a pain in the ass and complaining to the press.

Unfortunately Chloe Sevigny never got the memo. In an interview with The Onion AV Club, Chloe became Katherine Heigl II, with her blasting of Big Love.

"It was awful this season, as far as I’m concerned. I’m not allowed to say that! [Gasps.] It was very telenovela. I feel like it kind of got away from itself. The whole political campaign seemed to me very farfetched. I mean, I love the show, I love my character, I love the writing, but I felt like they were really pushing it this last season."

I think the season was not as good as the past, but it wasn't horrible and still better then most other television. The thing is, Chloe was not content in just going down in flames on her own. Nope. She had to take other cast members with her.

"Me and the girls [Jeanne Tripplehorn and Ginnifer Goodwin] definitely were not very happy with where it was going—or more kind of, “We really hope it’s going to work. It seems like they’re really pushing it.”

I haven't heard the "girls" say anything about it. They probably know the best way to accomplish something and not have your character die in a freak accident is to talk to the people who can do something about it. If your job sucks, you don't go telling the world, you tell the people who can do something about it. All Chloe is doing is setting it up so no one will hire her. When there are a million people who want a job acting, why are you going to hire the one that might go stab you in your back. You won't.

Who Knew Sanjaya Was Such A Crazy Man?


Since there doesn't look like there will be any immediate television plans in Sanjaya Malakar's future, it looks like he decided to go ahead and get some publicity in another way. The former American Idol contestant and oh, also I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, Sanjaya was clocked doing 110 m.p.h on Tuesday morning. He was going so fast it took the police three miles to catch up with Sanjaya. Note to police, buy faster cars. Sanjaya was driving a Mazda 6 so, umm, yeah, get faster police cars. Sanjaya was not drunk or on drugs, just high on life and excited to watch another week of American Idol. Wow he must have been disappointed. With the exception of like two people, it was like watching really bad karaoke.

Sanjaya wasn't arrested because it was 2:30 a.m and there were no other cars around. The ticket is $411 so look for Sanjaya at a club near you soon.

Jesse James Up To #4 - Latest One Ended Last Week


Let's see. Two days ago, Jesse James mistress #3 came out of hiding to get her 15 minutes of fame and yesterday mistress #4 kind of came out of hiding. She hasn't given her name yet, because she hired Gloria Allred and Gloria needs her own face time and lots of it before her client gets face time. Also, there will have to be a deal made with the tabloids, but if Jesse comes up with some money then this woman will probably fade away like Rachel Uchitel after a $1M Tiger Woods handshake.

Gloria says the latest woman is nothing like the other mistresses. Apparently this one has class and is gorgeous and a model. I guess Gloria doesn't like women with tattoos. I don't know how classy she is considering she supposedly was sleeping with Jesse right up until the first story broke. I think it is pretty tough to call yourself classy when you see Sandra and Jesse at the Academy Awards and then you sleep with him the next day. Oh, Jesse is a far bigger, nastier pig. I'm just saying that she should look in the mirror. Like all the other women, she has texts by the hundreds and e-mails and pictures too.

Ted C Blind Item

Jeez, what hath Jesse James wrought, huh? Are quasi-good-looking TV stars who behave badly suddenly the norm here in Hollywood?

Sure looks that way.

Because Moisty Mohr, a man never known for his looks so much as his ratings, is pulling some of the skuzziest stuff around these days! If you haven't just eaten lunch, proceed, by all means:

There's a certain store in town that sells women's clothing and is hot, hot, hot—tons of stars go there. It's a stylin' joint where the chicks go to get their chic on. So, of course, Moisty, who's always with one slinky babe or another (though he pretends he dates only one at a time—total lie), stopped into said shop recently.

"He came it with a bunch of gals," says an eyewitness. "They were just dripping all over him, which was really funny, as he's not all that much to look at."

What's even more hysterical (or pathetic, your choice) is that Moisty couldn't wait to have his way with his harem, so he took them into a changing room! And that area does not have floor-to-ceiling doors, mind you.

So, everybody in the store heard everything. And considering the fact that there were at least two women getting serviced by Moisty, the audio factor was not low. Consider it as amped as Mohr's boob-tube persona!

Wow. Is this like when short men start acting like total bitches, just to assert themselves? Dog-faced celeb finds the need to show he's got what it takes to please the ladies—and he wants everybody to know it?

Fine. Say the word, Moisty, your secret's out!

It Ain't: Jesse James, Jeremy Piven, George Lopez

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Today's Blind Items

This B list tweener television actress dabbles in coke and pot. Nothing serious except that she is way too young to be doing it. A few weeks ago, she was at a party and did a line of coke and someone asked when the first time was for her and our actress said, "my older C list actor brother gave me some when I was about 12."

Random Photos Part Three

Jim Marshall - RIP



So, Anthony Williams gets his dress on the cover of Marie Claire and gets to sign copies...At a CVS.
I wonder if Blythe Danner reads GOOP.
Do you want to put Colin Firth behind bars? Maybe keep him at your house as a plaything?
I will say that one thing Chloe Sevigny has going for her is that she appears to be a huge sports fan. Always at Knicks games and last night at a Rangers 3D event.
I can't tell if Derek Hough is trying to grab Nicole's bag or her hand.
Diego Torres in a room with paneling much like the paneling in my parent's basement. Scary.
Dita von Teese makes feeding a meter look good.
Erin Andrews does her Miley Cyrus impression.
Ellie Goulding - London
Emmy Rossum, Whitney Port & Katrina Bowden.